Foamy T. Squirrel

Get in line. (Don't piss off Skunk, either, he camps outside her apartment like some people camp out at Ikea grand openings. Leora has a tendency to turn CamCaps men into rabid sex-crazed animals. :P )

Here we have Russians running front loaders with "recycled" brown water. Very environmentally friendly. They truly care about the planet. The promotional motto released by the Russian Green Party is "Grayer grays and Earth tone whites!" No wonder Maya and Leora walk around naked so often. They can't stand the crunching noise of their apparel.

The creativity of some of the video and graphic artists on this board is amazing. Thank you folks for taking the time to prepare such work. There are only a few of you, and you know who you are. Your efforts are appreciated and respected by those of us who are artistically challenged. (Nice subject matter, too.)

I have absolutely no faith that the ruling Progressive Democrats want to win a war or know how to win a war, and I believe their strategy to wage peace is to seek it through surrender and retreat, while stabbing our allies in the back, bleeding the American middle class dry, and handcuffing our troops with utterly foolish terms of engagement. I don't know whose side the current Administration is on, but it obviously favors militant Islam at our personal expense. If you mark the territory gained by the enemy since the leftists rose to power in the US, you'll see that the map of North Africa and the Middle East is now substantially more dangerous than when Bush left office. Substantially. Telling your enemy you're going to go home to mommy precisely at noon, that you have no strategy to fight him, and that you won't hit him with any thing other than a rubber chicken, is a military and an intelligence blunder of the first magnitude. I'm all for kicking ass when justified, and no one has any doubts that the US Military as currently constituted represents the most powerful class of warriors ever existing on the face of the Earth. But their civilian leader is incompetent, ignorant, and downright dangerous to the nation. Hence, Obama's efforts to look like a real man just before an election aren't going to help anybody. Except radical Islam and Putin.

I find both Diana and Leora to be perfectly attractive. I don't consider them to be in a contest with one another. So I'll take them both and you can have whoever else is left at RLC. :P And as for the night vision going on too early, it could be that the daylight vision quits too early. Kinda like "Is the bottle of Scotch half empty or half full?" (The proper answer is: "Holy shit! The bottle isn't full anymore. Might as well finish it off."

I don't know whether I should study Mandarin or Mexican Spanish. I'd rather study Dutch, because it's more fun, but I realize I soon will not be able to transact business or deal with my government once it's replaced by the Red Chinese or La Raza. الإنجليزية بنى البحرية أفضل من أي شخص آخر، كما أن نظام أفضل من الحكومة. هذا هو السبب يتحدث بها في جميع أنحاء العالم. There is a thread for discussion of language issues. It is here: http://camcaps.net/the-old-dudes-board/the-eternal-language-issue-thread/msg67330/#msg67330 (PS: Darkman writes in a combination of Catalan and Spanish, both are available on translate.google.com. Translate with both, and you'll understand a whopping 25% of what he says. He has knowledge.)

Je suis heureux que vous envoyez des messages à nouveau. J'avais peur que vous avez quitté CamCaps. Cela aurait été une perte horrible. :-*

I think Nurse Leora should check me for prostate problems at my next physical exam. I'll check her too, just to make sure she's free of prostate problems.

If she is pregnant, then they will leave. RLC doesn't want to deal with minors, and the other impregnated tenants left prior to birth.

One of our members posted what appeared to be an advertisement submitted by RLC for prospective tenants. It included free rent. I think that would be the minimum offer, and all the apartments appear to be furnished with a flat-screen television, furniture, and a washing machine.

This will work better, and maybe it will come in a minty flavor:

Did the Muslims riot and steal their neighbor's stuff or burn down their community? Or is that just a matter of time before that becomes the standard response? Or don't they do that because Islam is "a religion of peace?"

The addition of another couple suggests that there will be a removal soon. It has worked that way in the past. RLC can only keep a profit margin by keeping their costs under control. Still, I think there are other couples that should consider leaving instead of Maya and Stefan. They don't fight, they do not hit their animals, and they have a group of friends that wouldn't steal your stuff.

Wow you really must be obsessed with the boys if you lost the ability to discriminate between boys and girls. I know how to sex humans and squirrels; just don't ask me to sex skunks. Thank you.

And how thoroughly did you vet Agent Kitten? Has Agent Kitten been known to supply valid reports prior to this? And what if one of his kitten siblings is a foreign operative and is eavesdropping? That could blow our entire operation. It is dangerous work we do.

Looks like we are all going to burn in hell for these posts.

Obama's sanctions? Maybe ComCast shut off their service? Maybe they're sick of watching crap on TV? I mean, would you watch Star Wars or the History Channel only dubbed in Russian? Maybe they're glued to their computers watching Maya's kittens play in the 'free' room? Yes. That must be it: they're watching the kittens play; the best thing to happen on RLC since Diana quit walking around topless...

I wonder if Admin will ban me for tearing the shit out of this thread: The squirrel kiss of death (and bad fashions): (I suspect TBG will never speak to me again after this travesty.)

Squirrel is also damn old and has no idea WTF he did with this video, either. Does Nurse Leora specialize in geriatrics? Just wondering... :P :-*

TMI is what you ship to the IRS when they audit you and you must CYA. Truck loads. Not Caddy loads. Real truck loads. D-9 Cat loads. Besides, if you knew the two girls involved, you couldn't possibly get TMI about them. :P

I do not know their situation. Therefore, I do not judge them. If I did, I would only offer the advice of an old squirrel. And if I offered them advice, I would be willing to explain my comments directly to them. Because they're here. They're CamCaps members. They check up on their fan club: they all have internet and connections, and CC is not blocked in Russia. They're here. So tell it to their faces. Otherwise, simply treat them with understanding and respect. --------------- Je ne connais pas leur situation. Par conséquent, je ne les juge pas. Si je le faisais, je voudrais seulement offrir les conseils d'un vieux écureuil. Et si je leur ai offert des conseils, je serais prêt à expliquer mes commentaires directement à eux. Parce qu'ils sont ici. Ils sont CamCaps membres. Ils vérifier sur leur fan club: ils ont tous des connexions Internet et, et CC n'est pas bloqué en Russie. Ils sont là. Donc, dire à leurs visages. Sinon, les traiter avec compréhension et respect tout simplement.

This thread began as frightful speculation. Then it got violent. Now it's just plain scary. It was bad enough that it led to a stupid flame war between fellow Camcaps members, but now there is further speculation that Maya and Stepen might leave. Again. If they leave, they will take their kittens with them. If they take their kittens with them, there will not be anything of value to watch on RLC. Scooter doesn't quite cut the mustard and Alina's cat doesn't have the talent of Meerkat, and never will. The horror. The horror.

I hate to resort to Wikipedia about this sort of stuff, but here you go anyway: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accessory_breast I guess you guys did not date very many non-standard women in your youth... :P (I didn't get to nibble on more than two nipples at a time, either . Except for, well, a two-for-one night and that was difficult to engineer and cost me a fortune in booze to get them both drunk enough. And even that only added up to four. )

Squirrel pays little attention to this couple, or many of the other ones now days. Without Meerkat and Agent Dog, there's really no RLC tenant worth squirrel's time or effort. Except maybe Leora and Maya's kittens...