Foamy T. Squirrel

I've got a small plot of land with small accommodations in the Peoples' Republic of California. Yours for $500K. Wait a year and I might go down to 200K for the nest. Then, another year...I figure a nest in Idaho would mean less taxes and less vagrants shitting on my sidewalk...

I'm one of the old guys. I started watching back when RLC was a project about "real couples." That was back in the Lora, Max, Meerkat, Maya, Alma etc. days. Nora would teach dancing moves in the "dance room," make soup and watch television with Kiko and their street theater friends. Granted, I never subscribed to RLC (too much money), but I did subscribe to CamCaps and learned a great deal. I'm not going to fault anyone here for discussing that the girls might be just giving a "show" like what happens on Periscope in order to obtain funds. I really can't fault them for it: it's not part of the original RLC mission statement, but I think we all agree that RLC has changed into something much less real than it once was. I tend to agree with all of the discussion here: even the sad concepts. I just hope the girls do well in life, and if they should leave RLC and move on I will be happy and wish them the best. (I've never subscribed and I use a proxy -- I'm dead squirrel meat as far as RLC is concerned...😛)

I wonder if the Trump staff will remove the "B" keys from all the office computers when they leave like the Clinton people did. I really can't imagine Ivanka or Donald running off with the furniture or trashing the place, however.

There was a miss-print on the ballot. The name the Democrats and Communists voted for should have been spelled "Harris." As we know, she was a bit hit and very popular during the primaries. She'll be acting president, in charge of our conversion into an oversized Venezuela.

Dear Friends: If you don't like an apartment, don't click on it. If you don't like a comment, scroll past it. It's so fucking simple that any caveman can do it! And it's not difficult!

I've got other problems to cry about much bigger than Peter Sutcliffe. Like the bathroom towel rack that fell off the wall today...dang, but life is hard in the big city...

If you like corporal or capital punishment, I have the perfect criminal girl friend for you. She requires only a bit of vaseline and the loving heart of a friendly squirrel. Just be kind and for god's sake, don't release her into the "general" population:

That would suggest that she must not swallow anymore. 🤥 Sorry, honeY, Little squirrel will admit that's a bit crude...all my love, anyway, and where is my portrait?

If you take away the rights of another person, you do not deserve those rights yourself. Nor do you deserve the labor of others to support, maintain, and feed your sorry ass.

Congratulations to our new President Harris...

I have a new Rule I think might affect our threads. It would replace all other rules. It's "Learn to use the fucking 'Ignore User' function or post tits." As long as the tits are on topic, we'll all have a good time. These, incidentally, are not Leora or Malia's tits, so a post like this would be considered off-topic. But squirrel would not be upset if a user accidentally posted it here.

Alex: The most iconic game show host on North American TV. God: Who is Alex Trebek? Alex: Well done for 18 hundred. Now, with Joe at 9,000, Kami at 5,000, and now God will go first at 1,800 in Double Jeopardy! (Cut to commercial.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvUZijEuNDQ

There seem to be some differences of opinion between members here. That's OK. But I have seen a few Mod Reports filed from members in good standing that there is too much argumentation going on here. Never say anything about a tenant that you would not tell them to their face. Do not make comments against other members here which belong in Rants & Flames. But making observations about a tenant about writing about it here is not against the rules. For example: If I say "I think that Leora and Malia should find a productive way to escape their RLC experience and go on to pursue a real life, get a job that requires their creativity and intellect, and raise another generation of wonderful humans?" I won't ban myself for that tomorrow. I promise. We are all brothers and sisters here, and all of us have aged over the past years, and all of us share similar interests. So let's keep the tone civilized, logical, somewhat polite. But not sterilized. Leora is a clean freak, and if she visited my squirrel nest, I'd clean it up first.

Alex. Pat. Vanna (ooooh!). Don't leave out Johnny Carson or the Royal Canadian Mounties. We're talking shared cultural icons here. Sorry to lose Alex. He will be missed.

The glory of IP's and VPNs is that they can change endlessly. This makes for really good target practice for us moderators, along with a few chuckles . I think it's an entertainment thing for everybody involved, although we've been known to block off sectors of geographic areas that were posting illegal spam materials. Let us know if you see something like this. We love our warrior status, and we keep our ban hammers very polished until they strike. We don't want to transmit Covid, you understand. Then we polish and shine them up nicely and reload our weaponry so StnCld doesn't give us bad marks when he does inspections. Wiping out the enemy is always great fun for moderators. 😊

This is one of the few threads on CC that still makes me drool. So, back at ya: Antique road show told me to insure it for $20. I'm so glad I didn't take this one out of the box and drive it:

One thing I hate about modding is when I have to go into threads to clean them out. Pisses me off because I know Leora is obsessive about having a clean apartment, and I don't want to be embarrassed about our threads. So every fucking time I visit the Leora threads I have to go get the damn mop, and mop up all congealed mixture of vaseline, KY, and gizim that you guys squirt all over the floor... 🤨 Thank god I'm not a moderator for Chaturbate...

L&M's fans came 90 times when they were originally planning on staying on RLC for 10 minutes.

Connery didn't have much personality in his first Bond movies. He wasn't supposed to. Ian Fleming was writing about spies who really shouldn't have personality. For movies, they had a formula for heroes. Then, Connery starting to show his stripes as a great actor, and broke out of the mold of being type cast as "James Bond." I think he was great. I also think that nobody, no matter how good an actor they are, can portray James Bond. Ever. James Bond has been type cast as being portrayed by a humble kid named Thomas Sean Connery. Just an opinion by an old squirrel.

Halloween is such a nice diversion after 4.5 years of miserable political campaigns. What's scary is that so many dead people will arise from the grave on Tuesday and vote.

You don't really think Admin has time to read all this drivel, do you? I mean, it's a huge board. If you want to report something, hit the mod report button.

I gather it's a bit difficult for people to post new videos, unless they have a back door. RLC has done a good job of making sure that most people don't care about them any more unless they follow RLC's restrictive dictates. I do enjoy hearing that Leora and some of the other tenants are doing OK, however. PM it. I wouldn't ask you to jeopardize your subscriptions for such a useless explanation, let alone a video that has your IP stamped all over it... PS: I don't check out this tread anymore much...PM me if something interesting happens -- like Leora painting a picture of a squirrel...that would wake me up... 😑

I wanted to past a picture of a beautiful St. Pauli girl and talk about how Marxism will improve the US, but I screwed up. 20th Century Democide WWW.HAWAII.EDU