Foamy T. Squirrel

I've been around a long time. There is no difference between European, American, or even closeted Chinese politics. It all can suck very badly for ordinary people. The key is to endure, and the key to endurance is to keep ones sense of humor. I choose universal laughter these days: ONION-PEELINGS The Universe is the Practical Joke of the General at the Expense of the Particular, quoth FRATER PERDURABO, and laughed. But those disciples nearest to him wept, seeing the Universal Sorrow. Those next to them laughed, seeing the Universal Joke. Below these certain disciples wept. Then certain laughed. Others next wept. Others next laughed. Next others wept. Next others laughed. Last came those that wept because they could not see the Joke, and those that laughed lest they should be thought not to see the Joke, and thought it safe to act like FRATER PERDURABO. But though FRATER PERDURABO laughed openly, He also at the same time wept secretly; and in Himself He neither laughed nor wept. Nor did He mean what He said.

It's a matter of squirrel genetics. You mix English, Irish, Dutch, Russian, Viking and a bunch of weird shit genomes, simmer them in a pot, and add a cup of decent coffee, and odd things happen... But back to the topic --- European General Politics:

Hey, letsdothis: Your work is appreciated. There was a time when I thought our pix and vid posts in RLC would become extinct. As for the older RLC cameras and video board technology at the time, we'll simply need to accept the quality available at the time and perhaps try to clean up the "noise" as much as possible, as you have attempted. Thank you for your efforts and contributions.

Thank you for any video or pix posts regarding Maya. She's an amazing woman, a very practical and artistic woman. If I was a pioneer making my way across the continents of North America or Australia, she'd make the best wife who could create anything from nothing, and could kick serious ass when necessary. And the front of my Conestoga Wagon would have the best front-end body work ever...

CamCaps has a system problem and is awaiting a Major Upgrade. Avatar changes do not work, and Private Messaging sucks 95% of the time. There are other functions that are fully quasi-functional, so any problems with CC are most likely not in your systems.

OK, TBG and the others of you who can't speak squirrelish, just fucking mouse over the video, click on the gear icon, and set the speed to .75. Simple. Really fucking simple. It's important. Mainstream media is bullshit. Got it? Learn from the master... These brilliant masterpieces pretty much explain who I detest when I moderate this board. Or read the news.

Once again, we seem to be missing Leora's long-time protector and friend. You know, the guy with the fluffy tail... 🐿️ Foamy T. Squirrel Don't let it happen again...

I only have 6,737 comments listed as Foamy. And I assure you that 30% of them were on-topic. My only crusade is to save CamCaps from itself. The girls can do whatever they want, but I like them enough to worry about their future when they hit middle age and their body packs on the weight and they get saggy.

I smell a skunk here. Did you notice that whenever Malia is on the phone, Pepe is not signed into CC? I'd say that's impressive evidence. That skunk will just not give up in his attempts to get close to Leora, even if he has to use Malia to do it. Remember when Leora would answer the phone and then masturbate? Pepe wasn't signed in or commenting on CC back then, either. I just hope that koala doesn't get the stuffing beat out of him one of these days...

Why you skunks and koala bears get so much action eludes me. Between the odor and the sound, she really should be interested in having a comfort squirrel... Unleash the Glands VIDEO.NATIONALGEOGRAPHIC.COM The sharp shooter skunk can have an accurate spray at over 12 feet. What wouldn't Leora love about having a rescue squirrel in her life? We're loyal. We don't scream or stink. We're more lovable and we have fluffy tails.🥰

Hey, dude, your contribution is off-topic. It belongs in the "What to buy for Father's Day" thread. 🤣 Now, back on topic. I'll just leave the lezzie action here, but I'm sure the camera man came buckets watching this floss job...

Hey, I did manage to mention Leora in the post. If it upsets you, I promise to ban myself tomorrow. Really. I'll use my ban hammer. I promise.

It's a printing press. No commercial viability anymore. Maybe $700 on a good day. Needs moveable type, and ink -- the last one needs permissions from the Almighty State government here in order to use it or you get dinged with a $10K to $15K fine. So much for Freedom of the Press. It's made from soy bean and other vegetable oils, so it's very dangerous for the atmosphere and environment and must be tightly monitored, they told me. But this is about Father's Day so I won't get political in the thread. I got a fried egg, bacon, a croissant, a doughnut, and champagne breakfast in bed. Mrs. Squirrel gets something similar for Mother's Day, just more chocolate... and the kid squirrels gave me grand-squirrels, so I already have everything.

Cordless tools are very useful in some situations. I often use tools I inherited from my father. They all say Made in America or Made in Germany; they don't use batteries; and they last forever. Some of them he inherited from his father. The oldest tool I have was made in 1871 in Meriden, CT., and it will never wear out.

Sorry Pepe, I'm somewhat with Harley on this. If a man needs to live off his woman and exploit her sexuality then something is definitely wrong with the relationship. She grew up in a crappy ass socialist country with limited opportunities and though she's smart as hell, and well educated, I expect she could have gone further than this in life had circumstances been better. If she's happier doing this porn stuff instead of having a medical career, then that's her choice. I wish her the best. If she can exploit a man's natural sexual urges to make lots of money like the Barc girls, fine.

Yes, Nicholas -- Nikola Tesla should have been named Time Magazine' s Man of the Century. But they're idiots. So let us also remember that besides poly-phase electricity, Tesla also patented the AND gate, without which a computer could not function, and that Marconi needed to use 17 of Tesla's patents to operate his wireless. In other words, without this man we would be stuck in the 19th Century and none of us would get to know or see Leora because we wouldn't have the Internet, Wifi, or even television sets.

I'm with you, buddy. I'm game for this. My kids can afford that stuff. I trained them better than me. I've already got a garage full of Ryobi 1 tools and I just bought another goddamn battery for them, so I can't afford the good stuff. Of course, I won't complain if I get a winning lottery ticket, either...

Nothing really compared with it except for the time when Eva (the human tenant) was nude scrubbing the kitchen floor on her knees, and -- of course -- Maya in her French Maid outfit during her cosplay days...😛 Paul helped around the house when a light bulb needed to be changed. Give him some credit for that...

Leora's OCB about cleaning and ironing. She was at the old apartments. Often did it semi-nude. I think we need her to moderate this forum. I'll offer her the job, but I hope she does it through Zoom while nude.

Here's a short capture of how we CamCaps members are helping Leora celebrate her birthday. Better grab it before RLC orders it to be taken down...

Living proof that the British aristocracy was not yet entirely dead until 1995. Leora does love London, incidentally. That's just an idle speculation of course, to keep me from being accused of being "off-topic."

In keeping with the wholly educational nature of CC, a sample of The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band's masterpieces is hereby presented so we may continue to celebrate our beloved Leora's birthday...

Dang. I hope she's OK. Knees are like backs: once they get screwed up, they never quite work the same. She's a good gal so I hate when this happens to tenants, their friends, or CC members. Hopefully we'll watch her recover and it will be quick.

We now present to you an important announcement from the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone Ministry of Propaganda: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxAyDfHBva0

I tried changing my avatar, too. It didn't work. I suspect we will have a software upgrade soon (I hope so), and that function should start working properly, along with other improvements.