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  1. West_California
    All they need for a Dr Dirty home exam kit is some lube goop, a large funnel, and a flashlight.
  2. West_California
    Ok, now the Dr Dirty table cloth is all painted.... Have they put anybody on it yet ?
  3. West_California
    well, Leora-Fan, you're almost focused.... yes it's all NATURE as you said.... now say: CLIMATE CHANGE SCIENCE then say COVID VACCINE SCIENCE, feel better now ?
  4. West_California
    fella comes home from work and finds his wife staring out the window at a window across the alley. fella says what do you see ? wife says there is a naked man in that window. falla looks and says you can only see him from the waist up, so what ? wife says well if you stand on the end table......
  5. West_California
    here is some hotel info. fella says if you hold a glass against a wall, you can hear what is happening in the next room. a few days later, fella comes home from work and finds his wife holding a glass against the wall. fella says what do you hear ? wife says nothing, but there is someone on the other side holding a glass against the wall....
  6. West_California
    So, a fella needed his car fixed in russia and called his mechanic for an appointment. mechanic says ok, but its 10 years out... fella says morning or afternoon ? mechanic says its 10 years out, what difference does it make ? fella says the plumber is coming in the morning.
  7. West_California
    She was one of my True Loves. i'll miss her. Looks like ppl are moving & leaving in droves. It was really painful last time.... This is really sad Stncld.
  8. West_California
    Thats a nasty ring worm infection on his back. I've had it a few times myself. It's a fungus not related to cleanliness habits. Ketoconazole 2% shampoo is used to treat tinea versicolor. knock that right out.
  9. West_California
    I don't think (sic) Freya is very happy there. Boring Borscht Boy bellering at her ALL the TIME. Sounds like a bitchy coach in an empty locker room. BBrundi cobtaya frumunda right back at ya.
  10. West_California
    The Doctor said she shouldn't have another one.
  11. West_California
    Yikes, a Land Otter lurks....
  12. West_California
    I rest my Asterisk.
  13. West_California
    Oh, man. Looks like time to call in Borscht the Moving guy.... Did I do that....??? i hope not...Bono & Isabel disappeared really fast too. Maybe this bedroom is haunted by old ghosts of rlc. Or maybe swizzle sticks and straws in the old penis was just tooo much for the Bored of Directors... I got it....The Local Itty Bitty Tittie Comittee is cracking down on busy cracks & crevices... Or maybe its ( 3 note music accent here )...PUTIN.
  14. West_California
    He's in it again with no nevermind to her discomfort.
  15. West_California
    Oh, dear. Labial chaffing is not completely necessary on the road to an SuperOrgasm. There are liquids, creams, and good ole' spittle to use as lubrication. Most of the 30+ guys here know this to be true. I'm done for today.
  16. West_California
    I'll make some Pot Roast w carrots & potatoes & dessert for her.... she should rest. 😁
  17. West_California
    Wow, June must have a Red Snapper, she can hardly walk.....
  18. West_California
    Agree, stopped.
  19. West_California
    I wish Jaro would practice choking on one of the guys instead of Junes neck.... they might both appreciate it just sayen'.
  20. West_California
    A loo for a poo..how handy..
  21. West_California
    Well, that didn't work..... Cher & Nicholas Cage, Moonstruck, 1987 "Snap out of it !!".
  22. West_California
    Snap out of It.mp4
  23. West_California
    "Kill Me" and all the anguish packed into it still brings tears to my eyes, chokes me up. D E at the end.
  24. West_California
    oh, yikes, i miss barbies skin. thx Stn.
  25. West_California
    ( sorry, i'm pushing the wrong buttoms, out of order etc. i'm 73 yrs old😁 and still watching. )
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