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ashleyxyz

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  1. Love the Seagulls, hate the idiots throwing them food. We go down the shore and kids do this, they're idiot parents let them and they do shit all over. Big wet white and green looking diarrhea shits. That's a shame you can't have a hobby because of stupid neighbors.
  2. Haha, perfect, great smile Funny!
  3. And your jokes ,as bad as some of them are, I get a laugh out of them. 😊
  4. Bumper crop this year! Tomatos peppers, broccoli, cucumbers, and carrots. All pretty easy stuff to grow. You having any luck with yours? I call it luck because I have years where I gett nothing. Then years like this.
  5. Oh brother! Hows everything Dave?
  6. AS I'm sure you do your lady!
  7. Jules is like " who invited this shithead over, I'm ready to get busy!
  8. Hi Rob, you got that right. Jules could at least be munching on the one this guy has finished his "art" on. Guy could be giving me a tongue lashing while I tied myself up like that with a clothes line.
  9. I guess he has a few flies in the house he can't catch😊
  10. He's always the thoughtful one 😊
  11. No thx. Let us all in on your wealth of experience with women's anatomy. We all could use your wisdom. 🤣
  12. Lolol, I couldn't resist!
  13. She blew it? Isn't that what you're looking for, her to blow it? Me too!
  14. Haha, you had me there for a second!
  15. You are truly blessed. Harris is a cute name. I'll be making babies very soon whether Guy is ready for them or not
  16. When was it finished. When he shot hi goo? What was her reaction. Thank God that's over?
  17. Hi Dave, yes it does. We are very fit and well thanks for asking! You have a new grandson don't you? How is he getting on?
  18. Too bad all the sheep were bow legged after your shepherding.
  19. Hahahaha!!
  20. Omg that's horrendous! I'd have to sneak out of the house when all were sleeping if I did that.
  21. Omg, she squirt on the bed and carpet!?? The rug can be cleaned, I would need a new mattress if piss soaked through the covers to it. I could never sleep on it as it would smell no matter what you did to clean it. Blagghh!
  22. Hi jab, I remember that. If she was gonna piss....er. squirt, she should have put some towels down. That stain was huge, no one cleaned it up and everyone sat on it like it was nothing. They were fun times when Serena was there.
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