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    Oh look, she's squirting!!!!! No, just a beer piss, very clear
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    Even if you got passed the end of the towel you'd miss it. Its a 2 incher and thats being nice!😊
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    I will! Thx!
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    There you go! Have you ever put Kielbasa in chili? Sounds weird but its fantastic! I add it for the last 2 hours or so.
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    You need to look very closely to see his cock, thats for sure!
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    Thx Alex, I'm behind on here. Always trying to catch up
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    The Grinchler who slept through Christmas!
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    Hed be a rotten Santa. Kids would still be waiting for gifts in the middle of summer with his sleeping habits.
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    OMG, I don't believe I just discovered this cooking thread you guys made up! I love to cook and learn new stuff, and of course I always like the goofy humor. I already saw a good idea about outting leftover rice in the fridge to dry it out. I'm gonna check you out if you don't mind, I got some good recipes and tips and other stuff you might appreciate. Sounds like you all had a nice quiet peaceful Christmas or Holiday. Maybe a good new trend going into 2021!
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    That would definately be a winner. That would also mean she broke up with George. I would feel bad about that earlier, but he's got a screw loose or something now, so cya George.
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    Haha, that's a close one, so ill take guys, and then fries when Guy is drained. Of strength that is. For the dirty minds out there.
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    Fries over pizza? Yes, I like fries over top my pizza! 😊 Actually it pizza hands down. Ever have fries and a vanilla shake? Dip fries in shake and enjoy. Delicious!
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    Hey ridge. Gender studies are very important. If a man in Pakistan walks in and says he's a woman, they want to study why before they execute them.🙄
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    Alien?
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    That would be a fantasy come true that might kill me!
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    Haha. Yes, jaffa cakes and scrapple! Yummy yummy yummy!!
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    Happy 21st Birthday! I just had my 30th on the 24th. I'd rather i was 21. Glad you're feeling better. Have a good fun day!
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    A Little too much 🍷🍹🍺🦀 for me perhaps
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    My brain must have been drifting. Dont remember what it was.
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    Way to go "Freddy"'!
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    😊
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    You got such a dirty mind! Just for the record, I remembered to uncross them. Keep your fingers crossed. Shooting for tommorow now I guess.
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    I hope he doesn't think doing me is a job! He's dead tired after, but not from work! He's been acting nervous all day so I hope he gets down on his knee and proposes tonight. I will be the happiest person alive if he does. And then ill be on my knees proposing something completely different!
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    Thank you so much ooppel!! Hope you're doing well. You and your loved ones have a safe peaceful and wonderful Christmas eve and Christmas day!! I remember thinking when I turned 21 how young and alive I felt, and thought 30 was old. Not anymore, now that I'm 30, I think people who are 40 must feel old. And when I'm 40 etc etc etc. I thought you would compose a poem for me on my birthday! Wheres my poem!??? 🥰 ❤️, have a good evening ooopel! Love you!
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