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  1. ashleyxyz
    Thanks bud.
  2. ashleyxyz
    I do this when we have a party. Not really.
  3. ashleyxyz
    I said nothing smutty, its your dirty mind thats smutty
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    Ha ha ha, very funny. By the way. I finally woke up sleepy head the other night, I kept bouncing in the bed and got a quick shower, and dropped the shampoo a couple times and he got up to get some water. You can figure out what happened next!
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    Hey Harley. How you holding up with this mess were all in? Hope you're well! Thats good advice. I'm under a lot of pressure for a lot of small things , and I'm not really thinking straight.
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    Hey Dave, all pretty good here. Hope all is well with you and you're family. I'm treated for depression and I feel a bout of it coming on. So if I sound anxious and grouchy sometime from now, that would explain it. Guy has a good shoulder. And good listening qualities that get me through it. Take care. Have a good evening!
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    Lol
  8. ashleyxyz
    The sad part is most ethnicities and races and religious folk don't have problem with that kind if humor. Its a small number of loudmouth that claim to speak for all of thats the problem. Were "plowing" ahead with family planning. We've "inserted" a few new ideas that may speed things up, like him holding me up standing on my head after were finished. Other ideas have been :in and out" of our discussions. Guy has been "Pounding" me with the idea we got plenty of time, but I"blow" him back that time is growing short. 😁😷😁
  9. ashleyxyz
    Gonna check this out
  10. ashleyxyz
    I gonna chk that out. Thx for the tip!
  11. ashleyxyz
    Exactly, f em! . Dave Chappelle is the funniest comedian out now, I'm in tears watching his old Chappelle show.
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    I love Monty Python! Them and Benny Hill are all on YouTube. There's so much material, and I havnt seen all their stuff but just off the top of my head, Ministry of Silly Walks and Argument Clinic are 2 that crack me up. Is this the right room for an argument, I told you once, no you didn't, yes I did...
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    Hey Slender, thanks a lot, I just saw this thread for the first time tonight, I was dozing off while checking this out, now I'm wide awake and horny as hell! And guy is laying next to me sound asleep snoring away. Now what!?
  14. ashleyxyz
    Hahaha. He's the best!
  15. ashleyxyz
    They might feel that way temporarily. But in 3 weeks when they're sitting around playing with their dicks watching Benny Hill reruns, they'd beg to back plugging away!
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    I'll never understand that. Why would people let the government hold back some of your paycheck interest free? That let's us put more in our 401k which is matched, and use some for fun money. People don't think.
  17. ashleyxyz
    Boink boink boink boink boink !!
  18. ashleyxyz
    Lol, that would be Jean-Luc or Professor X! I think he's cuter bald.
  19. ashleyxyz
    Wow, I never looked up who those actors were that played those wretched queens.. What a makeup job! I wonder how they reacted the first time they saw themselves in a mirror? It must have been horrifying!
  20. ashleyxyz
    No way! Where did she get a Borg cube? Did that ugly ask Borg queen sell one to Seven?😊
  21. ashleyxyz
    Thx Just,She made Voyager so much better
  22. ashleyxyz
    Hey let's. Is she a regular on Picard?
  23. ashleyxyz
    Sounds like you're more excited than I am. 😁
  24. ashleyxyz
    Not really. I had one boyfriend most of my time in this apartment. I thought I was in love with him, but he was with a bunch of tramps behind my back, and he dumped me before I had a chance to kick him to the curb. That pisses me off to this day. Lots of good memories in my first place, like these kids are making now. I'm getting a little uncomfortable watching them, are they 18 yet, or even 16?
  25. ashleyxyz
    This place is nicer than my first apartment. No bed or bedroom for that matter. I slept on the sofa.
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