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  1. I do miss that cheeky little dog.
  2. Never home lately ๐Ÿ˜ž
  3. More likely stray dogs.
  4. Leora gone out again at 00:032
  5. I'm going back to bed, hopefully the ear plugs will help drown out the coughing.
  6. No idea, will get Greg to pull the string to check it for you
  7. Needs to bate and no debate about that ๐Ÿคฃ
  8. Happy days, the her period must be finished by now!!!
  9. We both doing it tough, the government pretty much removed all restrictions for COVID and just let rip now. This means everyone is catching COVID now. Doesn't mean anything much being triple vac'ed either.
  10. Good luck with that it's 3:52am Thursday and she is coughing up a lung due to having covid.๐Ÿคฃ
  11. If you don't want a broken nose I'll leave the nuns alone and just bste Greg ๐Ÿคฃ
  12. Run Greg is behind you!!!
  13. Thank you fishy
  14. Joke of the day ๐Ÿ˜‰ Wise nun 2 nuns went to shop at the market. They were taking so long so one said , Sister Mary it is getting dark and we are so far away from the convent. I know Sister Rose but there is a man Greg following us. Oh! What does he want. He wants his wicked way with us. What can we do. Let's separate. You go left and I will go right. He followed Sister Rose. Sister Mary reached the convent and became worried. After an hour Sister Rose appeared. What happed? , I started to run and so did Greg. And then? He caught up with me. Oh my God. And what did you do. I lifted up my dress Sister! And what did he do. Dropped his pants. And then? Its obvious isn't it. A nun with her dress lifted up can run faster than a Greg with his pants down. If you thought of a different ending Do 180 Hail Marys and 320 Our Fathers and ask God to clean your filthy mind ๐Ÿ˜‰
  15. Joke of the day ๐Ÿ˜‰ Wise nun 2 nuns went to shop at the market. They were taking so long so one said , Sister Mary it is getting dark and we are so far away from the convent. I know Sister Rose but there is a man following us. Oh! What does he want. He wants his wicked way with us. What can we do. Let's separate. You go left and I will go right. He followed Sister Rose. Sister Mary reached the convent and became worried. After an hour Sister Rose appeared. What happed? , I started to run and so did he. And then? He caught up with me. Oh my God. And what did you do. I lifted up my dress Sister! And what did he do. Dropped his pants. And then? Its obvious isn't it. A nun with her dress lifted up can run faster than a man with his pants down. If you thought of a different ending Do 180 Hail Marys and 320 Our Fathers and ask God to clean your filthy mind ๐Ÿ˜‰
  16. Joke of the day ๐Ÿ˜‰ According to a news report, a certain private school in Brisbane was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers.... and then there are educators ๐Ÿ˜‰
  17. Expect COVID cases to rip wide open.... all for money they don't care one bit
  18. Having spent the last four months in a wheelchair then knee scooter and now cutches, I totally understand.
  19. Nice to see you around SG.
  20. Nothing much to report on.
  21. We were triple vac'ed and still got COVID. As soon as it's lifted COVID will rip as it's done everywhere and kills the old/ disabled and sick. Please don't give give up on wearing masks.
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