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Joke of the day On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder about whether or not they could get married in Heaven When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he goes. The couple sat and waited for an answer.... for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons of a marriage in heaven. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, considering the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?" Another month passed, and St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes,"he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering: what could we do, if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, threw his clipboard to the ground.... "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. ........ "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea of how long it would take to find a lawyer?"

Joke of the day A blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a TGIF tee-shirt. Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday tee-shirt on a Monday? Oh crap! the blonde says. I didn't realize it was a religious T-shirt. I thought it meant Tits Go In Front.

Good question

"A" equals Lord Voldemort.

I think his name starts with a 'A' and like Harry Potter we don't say Lord Voldemort name.

I would say beautiful and I agree with you jimbo4

I always fancied her. Great tits.

😁

Joke of the day A very drunk guy met a prostitute up a dark alley. He asks how much for full sex. '$20' she replies 'Ok.' says Paddy an they get down to business. Next minute a cop appears and shines his flashlight in their faces, 'What's goin on here?' he asks. 'Nothing Officer, I'm just having sex with my wife.' 'Sorry Sir,' apologizes the cop, 'I didn't know it was your wife.' Drunk shouts, 'Neither did I till you shone your friken light in her face!'

Totally agree with you.

Joke of the day A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up". Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time." A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex. Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged ---- my wife won twice last week."

You're missing out in a nice .....

You don't take on a Koala 😆

Destination Fucked....

The Kanga will go over the balcony 😁

Fairy Tales never ends........

Wash your mouth out....😁 noooooooooo

Joke of the day little back to school Humor A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card . The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch.

Thanks for sharing that news 🤣

Also finally get the Labiaplasty surgery done 😁

Leora having a little trouble sleeping...

When Leora in the old days used to paint, I'll cheeky ask Leora for a painting. Hey Leora would love a Koala painting..... hehe still cheeky

Great to see the apartment neat and tidy again. It was quite messy when Malia was living there.

Has Leora rang Malia to make sure she arrived safely and all is good?