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With Radi proving she is move lesbian than straight I'm wondering if Martina or Nelly maybe both will have a crack at her.

Radi, needs a smoke after sex.

The man is a rock.

Joke of the day On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is."Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground."What are those?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger."Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman."They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger."Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!"

Joke of the day REDNECK VACATION Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and danged if Earlene didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."

Joke of the day A German tourist while walking around in New York city's Chinatown, notices a restaurant named "Hans Baumhauer's authentic chop suey"... He gets curious, and wants to find out more about this German man who has set up a restaurant in the heart of china town. He asks a very old Chinese man squatting in front of the restaurant, "Do you know this Hans Baumhauer who owns this restaurant?" "Yes", says the old man, "I am Hans Baumhauer." "Really?!" Says the German with surprise, "How did you get such a strange name for a Chinese person?" "50 years ago", begins the old man, with the air of a person who has oft told this tale, "I was standing in the immigration line at Ellis Island having just gotten off the boat from Hong Kong. The immigration officer was coming down the line asking us our names and handing us our paperwork. He reached the guy in front of me in the line and asked him his name. 'Hans Baumhauer' the guy said. The officer handed him his papers. Then he turned to me and asked my name. 'Sem Ting' I said.

ddmm, when Paul was in the army he would spend many months away from the apartment. Being alone has never bothered her in the past. This why I'm pretty sure she will be ok but if she isn't she knows how to contact me!

haha whatever floats ya boat as Chris would say 🤣

ddmm don't worry she will be fine, she has outside friends to see and have a coffee with.

I think you might be a little confused juggy.... just saying mate

Chris would happily be available anytime. 🤣

Leora looking so happy back living alone again. I think Malia used to annoy her at times but in her way loves her longtime friend.

Awesome!!!

Well I'm always available and I'm drama free and do as I'm told.....😁

Oh Yeah, best seats in the house to see the action!!!

A nice threesome

Nice kitty 🤣

Joke of the day On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder about whether or not they could get married in Heaven When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he goes. The couple sat and waited for an answer.... for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons of a marriage in heaven. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, considering the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?" Another month passed, and St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes,"he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering: what could we do, if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, threw his clipboard to the ground.... "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. ........ "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea of how long it would take to find a lawyer?"

Joke of the day A blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a TGIF tee-shirt. Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday tee-shirt on a Monday? Oh crap! the blonde says. I didn't realize it was a religious T-shirt. I thought it meant Tits Go In Front.

Good question

"A" equals Lord Voldemort.

I think his name starts with a 'A' and like Harry Potter we don't say Lord Voldemort name.

I would say beautiful and I agree with you jimbo4

I always fancied her. Great tits.

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