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Joke of the day Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!' The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess my age!’ One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age.' Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump up and down several times. Determined to prove them wrong, he did it. Then they all said in unison, 'You're 87-years-old!' Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess my age?' Slapping their knees, high-fiving and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily crowed..... 'We were at your birthday party yesterday.'

I would love to see Leora in the doggie position on the couch like see used to do in the old apartment. 😍

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I just finished watching Leora doing a earthquake orgasm and one of the things I love Leora doing is when she is in the doggie position. I'm hopeful seeing her push on for another orgasm after the first one but I might be asking to much.

Greg, as always happy to help you out!!!

Oh dear, sounds like you've been a bad... 😞

Well at that was pretty hot to watch in the bathroom. Don't you agree?

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Come On Leora, rub one off for the Aussie!!!

On Monday I'm getting fitted with an insert on I can wear a moonboot. I have a scan on Wednesday and hoping it's good news.

How's everyone doing? What's been going on? I've missed you all.

Good morning Leora 💙

Really bugger, I mainly watch Leora and have time now to watch other apartments when Leora is out.

Heavens I would die a happy man....

Thanks it gives me something to look forward to a part from Fedex packages 🤣

She gets nice and drunk at parties and has fun.

After my accident and putting me into a wheelchair with my leg stuck up in the air for 9 to 12 months... you don't know what boredom is.... You know my first love is Leora and will always be but I'm a sucker for a young pretty girl like Holly....

I've just noticed Holly is back, wonderful news. I love her youthful fun she brings. hehe also gorgeous

Joke of the day A desperate cowboy rode his horse into a small town. His throat was parched, so he tied his horse to a pole next to a saloon and went in for a drink. He came out a few minutes later, and someone had already stolen his horse. The people of the town were looking to see his reaction, and they weren’t discreet about it. He looked around at everyone and said in a loud clear voice, “I will walk back into that saloon to get myself another drink, and if I don’t see my horse right in front of me when I come out again, I will have to do what I did in Texas a year ago after someone stole my horse. And trust me, I didn’t like what I had to do in Texas a year ago.” After his confident speech, the cowboy walked back into the saloon. The townsfolk looked at each other in fear and returned his horse. The cowboy finished his second drink and walked out of the bar, saddled the horse. But just before he left, the bartender walked up to him and asked, “Hey, cowboy, we know that we got you your horse back, but do you mind telling us what you had to do a year ago in Texas” The cowboy looked at him with an iron gaze and responded: “I had to walk home.”

You gotta love Leora when she's playing with her pussy dreaming about her Aussie Man....🤣 Only Jokin' guys

Joke of the day A young blonde is in a Cessna 172 light airplane when the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The frantic young blonde calls out a May Day. “My pilot has had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly." She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. Everything will be fine! What is your height and position?" The blonde says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." (After a long pause) "O.K." says the voice on the radio… "Now, repeat after me." "Our Father Who art in Heaven… …"