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Oh yeah!!!

Thank you for your posts, they help me greatly to understand what they say to each other.

Joke of the day 😉 THE ITALIAN MAN OF THE HOUSE Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be The Man of Your House. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?' His Sicilian wife Gina replied, 'The friken' funeral director would be my first guess.’ 😉

Leora lights up.....

haha your a sick puppy Chris🤣

and sleep

Martina has gone out around 1;30 am and Nelly is also not at home. What's up with that?

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RLC come-on keep up the apartment needs to be renamed. Leora, Koala

Malia been replaced with the Koala.

Pulo Malia is gone, you'll need to adjust your emoji's.

Joke of the day An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.' The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.' The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.' The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!' The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.' Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'

What a great mate the Koala is, keeping Malia's bears company after she left.

WTF is he doing there? 🤣🤣🤣

Bloody Hell Leora where's the Koala?

Over the many years of watching Leora she likes things clean and tidy. The apartment is quite messy. I'm a betting man and think it won't be long before Leora starts tiding up.

thanks Pepe and Dean081

I do wish Malia all the best with her future. I may not see her go as I need to visit my parents today to ensure they are doing ok. ( there 92 )

I sometimes forget that Australia is the future ( about 9 hours ) as it's 23rd here already.

I've just logged on and noticed that Malia is still around. Is she waiting for the police to enforce deporting her? Or maybe like me she likes to start packing weeks in advance.

Well said Moo's, and for your honesty.

Who patou?

Packing