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Oh well, very sad to leave Leora and you guys. But it's Leora choice. Free Willy 🐳

Does Bogdan own the apartment?

More than the Willy (koala) locked in the cupboard who missed it all 😁

Yes very juicy pulo

Poor Jimbo, sorry mate Willy back in da house!!!

WAKE UP Leora, and free Willy the Koala from the cupboard.

Come on Leora free Willie (Koala) from the cupboard!!

Hopefully I won't need to start a "Free Willie" protest....

Thank pulo, you are too good to me!!!

Leora will know I'm not happy. But the choice is hers.

Leora, just letting you know I'm not happy with the Koala being in the cupboard. If you want to throw the Panda over the balcony go for it. I know you'll read this. "Let it be known I'm Not Happy"

funny but my best friend is russian and could ask him to help me out. The other funny thing he says to me I'm a dumb aussie and he has given up trying to teach me russian... bloody true. Sure I know the hello, goodbye and how are you but anything harder and I just don't get it. We often pre-covid used to go all the local russian restaurants and he and his wife Maria does the ordering. God knows what I'm eating but he laughs and says "хорошо"

I'm interested on what Translator you are using.

Thank you, I have no issue saying I my opinion is incorrect but think it's disrespectful to just say "nope" and it reflects badly on you.

I agree with you jimbo4.

I would think they would know jimbo4, modifications to the program wouldn't be cheap. In a site where very few paid the $20 there wouldn't be the cash to fix this issue.

Joke of the day The Horse, the Chicken, and the Harley One day the horse and the chicken were playing when the horse fell into the bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm and searched for the farmer to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. The keys were in the ignition, so the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the Harley, the chicken then drove slowly forward and rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented...Best Buddies A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a large mud puddle. Soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking under his legs, the horse told the chicken to grab his penis and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story is: When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.

Joke of the day A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book. "Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

When did she say these things so I can confirm them please.

I forget who it was but I believe he picked it up on the translators.

I believe I have read here in the past that Leora had a friend at the Consulate and he got her some sort of special visa. That Leora had told Malia to talk to this person but she never got around to it. This might not be 100% right but it's what I believe I read a while ago.

Happy 59th

Joke of the day A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man: Hmmm Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...

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