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  1. Aussie_oi_oi
    Joke of the day The Horse, the Chicken, and the Harley One day the horse and the chicken were playing when the horse fell into the bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm and searched for the farmer to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. The keys were in the ignition, so the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the Harley, the chicken then drove slowly forward and rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented...Best Buddies A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a large mud puddle. Soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking under his legs, the horse told the chicken to grab his penis and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story is: When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
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    Joke of the day A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book. "Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
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    When did she say these things so I can confirm them please.
  4. Aussie_oi_oi
    I forget who it was but I believe he picked it up on the translators.
  5. Aussie_oi_oi
    I believe I have read here in the past that Leora had a friend at the Consulate and he got her some sort of special visa. That Leora had told Malia to talk to this person but she never got around to it. This might not be 100% right but it's what I believe I read a while ago.
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    Happy 59th
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    Joke of the day A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man: Hmmm Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...
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    Cheers
  9. Aussie_oi_oi
    With one of the twins going out for the day. RLC should pair the twin with another female to see how they interact with each other.
  10. Aussie_oi_oi
    I'm liking one of the twins nude, what about the other one? ( got no idea which is which )
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    Will today be the day the twins do something sexy?
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    Cory is a fav.
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    WOW
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    OMG
  15. Aussie_oi_oi
    You should buy a lotto ticket, lucky bugger. It's pretty rare for them to be sexy. They do like to fight with each other which I see a lot. 😞
  16. Aussie_oi_oi
    I really hope Leora doesn't develop a cough. Normally she does when she catches a cold.
  17. Aussie_oi_oi
    pulo I think your right
  18. Aussie_oi_oi
    Should Leora be going out with a cold/ unwell?
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    Thanks, the Australian time zones make it hard to catch them at it.
  20. Aussie_oi_oi
    I personally don't think the twins have anything to worry about as RLC takes no notice of what their customers need or require.
  21. Aussie_oi_oi
    You maybe right, I don't think I've seen them bate yet at this stay.
  22. Aussie_oi_oi
    I understand the twins aren't very sexually active young women. I think it would be worth a try spitting them up to see if they would be more naturally sexually active. They also could become more interesting because they would have to make their own entertainment.
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    Cheers
  24. Aussie_oi_oi
    Very funny
  25. Aussie_oi_oi
    Normally RLC doesn't have a history of listening to their customers. But is wouldn't hurt RLC to start listening!
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