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I might be down but don't count me out. I'm living on pain killers.

Bloody painful mate, I'm hanging in there just!!!

Joke of the day A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What's 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm... 4! Officer: What's the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummm... 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummm... I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"

Melbourne rain too

While Leora out something to watch.

Joke of the day Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers.. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick. The moral of the story - Pay your doctor bills properly!!! 😉

StnCid316 should rename the tread to (Content No Longer Available) 😁

Thank you all for your best wishes. Believe me it helps. A special thanks to Leora for bring the Koala out in the guest room.

Good morning Leora

Today's Operation Update: Not real flash news. I was already to be rolled into the to operation when the assistant and surgeon came and told me the operation was canned. He was to concerned I would lose the leg. The surgeon reasons were due to the hardest bone to heal and having diabetes making to dangerous to operate. Just got home, I have no idea of my future. The surgeon said he will call on Monday with a new plan. To say I'm very disappointed wouldn't express my feelings right now.

Hoping everyone is living like a Koala. "Eats roots and Leaves"

First day at home on my own as my wife has gone to work in the city. A bit of a bummer that the time zones are to far apart. I'm missing my daily fix of Leora.

Well I would die a happy man.

I must say I had some beautiful Asians nurses. OMG, one asked if I wanted a sponge bath. I told her nothing would give me more joy. But I had to say no.... oh dear the wife would kill me. But for looking beautiful in a nurses outfit no one would beat Leora.

Hi Guys, Just back from hospital after the surgical check up. The swelling in my foot and ankle is still to high and its to dangerous to operate. To help bring swelling I need to ice more and there fitted a different moon boot. I've got to say its damn painful. Keep well all.

Yes, you are correct. All the RLC women do read the comments. I'm one of many here are long term followers and in the old days they were allowed to chat. Leora kindly did a very nice thing to help me by putting out the Koala.

Really, that's wonderful news for me. I'm back to hospital on Monday to see if I'm ready for surgery. Leora that means the world to me.

Your not wrong, I understand grown men don't cry. But I'm man enough to say this morning it all got to much. But back on track now. I expect there will be many more but when this happens I'll remember your comments which will straighten me up.

Thank you all, all your comments they mean the world to me!!!