Aussie_oi_oi

There's outside issues why I haven't been around here much lately. One of the good reasons for not is my Australian football team is in the finals after nearly 20 years out. One of the main reasons is this man Charlie Curnow. Sorry Greg but I have a "man love" on Charlie.

Leora this is where I was on last Friday night (8th Sept) watching my beloved Carlton Football Club beating the Sydney Swans.

You bugger it's bloody freezing here. You going to Spain or Portugal?

Jimbo, now go to your bedroom and don't come out till you have grown up 🤣 (joking)

Jim can you confirm Paul didn't leave the apartment and go to the gym? If he did leave quite possibly he had a shower there.

Check us out,it's got to be better than watching the nose picker 😂 sleeping on the couch

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Leora, are you ok? The apartment is looking pretty messy. Most caused by Paul would be my guess

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Must be the Aussie. Good lord, you should smell the Pommies on the trains during summer. I don't think they know what a cake of soap is. 🤣

Jim, are you sure he didn't use the Gym showers to wash himself?

Have you been looking in my cupboard?

Cash would be my bet Max

Leora looks sexy in Black Lingerie.

Nice job done by Ken & Barbie. Barbie a power head giver and Ken likes to go hard on Barbie.

Barbie got hold the record for starting RLC and then going on holidays

I noticed Babie and Ken's apartment in Prague, Czech Rep. Should Leora and Paul invite Babie and Ken to a dinner party? Once Leora and Paul RLC experience is over they will need to live a normal lifestyle and making friends. So it wouldn't it a good idea to invite Barbie and Ken over?

Joke of the day 😉 I was sitting on a bench talking to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way: He said. "Up until last week,I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, a roof over my head, HDTV and Internet and I went to the gym, the pool and the library. I was working on my MBA online. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage." I felt sorry for him, so I asked. "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?" "Oh no, nothing like that." He said. "No, no. I paroled 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A young soldier was sent to the personnel office and assigned the task of registering recruits for life insurance. Because of the cost, most soldiers didn't buy life insurance, but after only 1 month on the job he had sold a record number of policies. His captain noticed but thought it was a fluke. However, the following month, he doubled sales. A month later, when he set the army record for policies sold, the captain got a call from the general. He was so impressed he decided he wanted to meet the young soldier and learn the secret of his sales success. The general and the captain went to the personnel office and asked the soldier his secret. "I don't know, I just sell them the insurance," he shrugged. "Well, let's see you in action," the general said. They called in a recruit and sat in as the young soldier went through his pitch. "Now, there's a great life insurance plan," he began. "Uh, I don't think so," the recruit said. "It costs a lot." "I know, but if you buy the insurance and get killed in battle, the army has to pay your survivors $200,000," he said. "But, if you don't have insurance, they pay your survivors $6,000." "Yeah? So?" the recruit said. "So," he said, nodding at the general. "Who do you think this asshole is going to send into battle first?" 😉