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A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof ) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely. The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would.Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves, as he is having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try the bread herself. Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd, staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?" "No," stammers the old man, "but it's a quiverin'."

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five times. At the sixth time he asks the little old lady why they don't eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them. "Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them............."

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked "What are you sellin' here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two left."

Unemployment Teacher to a student: "Can you think of a solution to end unemployment?" "Yes, sir! I'd put all the men on one island and the women on another." "And what would they be doing then?" "Building Boats!"

Destroying a Perfect Body.

RLC has Thousands of users that don't even use the Forums. We're just Small Potatoes to them.

I have been on Cam Caps for Two and a Half Years now and RLC has been doing the same thing all along banning users that post their content. Back in the olden days it was just the odd one here and there that got hit but now they stepped up their game plan and whacking everyone they can. They couldn't keep up with the DMCA Takedowns it was to costly for them. Each Takedown Order was $199. So rather than doing the Takedowns they just start whacking people for posting content. All they have left to do now is shut the Free Access off and make everyone pay to see the Apartments. That day is coming and is likely not very far off.

Looks more like she has to seriously take a dump.

I don't have a clue why they bite the hand that feeds them. They don't give no warnings they just boot you out.

When they shut the feed off he was naked in the Bathtub. Whether he was having a bath or trying to drown himself I wouldn't know.

If RLC Blocks your IP. This is the Screen you'll see.

I didn't see exactly how it happened but it would take some force to break the glass. When Isabel lived there she stood on it one day to reach something and it never broke. The last spot Mario was at when it went Under Maintenance he was naked in the bathtub when it went off the air.

That's to stop any Vapor from escaping.

This is the Longest Maintenance I have seen so far. They must have sent Rocket Scientists to repair the glass table that got broke.

Everyone has been doing a good job bashing him now and it's seems to have backfired on most so far. So it can happen to Clinton as well if she gets to cocky.

There is a thing on each computer known as a Magnifier. You can increase the zoom level a little bit and it brings it almost as close to being a full screen.

She's going to have her hands full. I wouldn't discount Trump out of the race at all. After Trump seals his Nomination before the Convention outright. Hillary will bash Trump Right and Left with her Bully Tactic Slogans and it's going to Backfire on her. (I hope Hillary gets her ass kicked)

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He must be related to Stefan. That's what he used to do with Alma all the time.

They had another argument and now giving each other the Silent Treatment. It won't last long. They'll be licking out their differences soon.

So now the Mystery remains will Carla & Mario be back on the air or has RLC had enough of them and finally says GTFO.

If there is sharing of such nature of RLC Hacks that are safe and work then it must be done through means of Personal/Private Messaging (PM) only. The odd ones that get posted on Open Forums all they lead to is having your computer getting a Virus or Compromised with Scripts or possibly leads to a page where you have to do Multiple Surveys and buy some products and never even get what you have been promised. Those users get banned for posting such material.

The purpose of having 15 Minutes was put in to remove the ones that were sitting idle for great lengths of time and never participate. I believe but can't say for sure that the chat only can go to 50 users. So this keeps it open for people that want to chat and removes the idle ones. If 15 Minutes is to soon that time can be increased to 45 Minutes which should be long enough time for idle users that just sit there and don't participate. There was some speculation that some idle ones could have been from RLC but that could never be proven if they were or were not.

The only step they haven't pulled yet is locking the free rooms and make everyone pay.

They start fuzzing out things like that then they sold themselves out to the Japanese. That's what they do with their Porn Flicks. Blur out the good stuff.