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She's likely contemplating getting a Divorce from the Orange Mussolini. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Since there are 2 other apartments that just came open recently, maybe they're just moving to one of them. She must get tired of having a birthday everyday of the week for the last 5 years.

a teenage boy keeps depositing one million dollar in his bank account every day one day, Mrs. Mary the bank manager asks him to provide the source of all the money he's depositing "I win it through gambling" he answers "nobody can win that much money so consistently through gambling" "want proof? how about we bet on $1,000 that I'll kiss my eye right here" "what? that's impossible, ok I accept" so the boy removes his fake eye, kisses it and returns it, "hand me my $1,000 please" Mrs. Mary got angry and decided to gamble again, so the next day she demanded a rematch "ok, do you bet on $3,000 that I'll lick my ear ?", she thoroughly examined his ears, and after getting sure they're real she accepted, so the boy removed his fake tongue and licked his ear the next day, Mrs. Mary asked for a rematch, but no cheap tricks this time "ok, I bet $5,000 that you have pierced nipples" "ha, no", yelled Mrs. Mary as she removed her top and showed her unpierced boobs "fair enough, here's your $5,000, now allow me to collect my money", and she was confused as all the employees at the bank were paying the boy "what have you done this time" she said "oh, I bet each one of them $10,000 that I'd make you flash me your tits"

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it's only $500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!"

Son: Son came home and told his dad that he got 0 in Mathematics Dad: how the fuck did you get 0 in mathematics Son: well the teacher asked me how much is 2+3 and how much is 3+2 Dad: well its the same shit Son: i said the same so she gave me a 0 Next day son came back again with a 0 but in gymnastics Dad: okay math is fine but how the fuck did you get 0 in gymnastics??? Son: well the teacher told me to lift up my left leg, and then to lift up my right leg Dad: then how the fuck are you supposed to stand? Son: thats what i said and she gave me 0 Dad: fine, but if you come home again with a 0, you will be punished forever So the next day son comes back and says he is kicked out from school Dad: whaaat?? How in the hell did you manage to do that?? Son: well, they called me in the principals office, and there was the principal, math teacher, gymnastics teacher and the biology teacher Dad: what the fuck was the biology teacher doing there Son: well that’s what I said and they kicked me out

Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice every day. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much that it's all he can think about. After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases them. Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement. Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time. He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "*Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?*" Startled, Sophia replies, "*Yes, Luigi , I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?*" Luigi answers, "*I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?*" Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, "*Rosa , do you wear white panties tonight?*" Rosa answers, "*Yes, Luigi , I do, but how do you know that?*" He replies, "*I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?*" Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Luigi asks Carmela to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red. He states, "*Carmela, be stilla my heart. Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight. Please, please, tella me this true!*" Carmela smiles coyly and answers, "*Yes Luigi , I wear no panties tonight...*" Luigi gasps, "*Thanka Goda!!! I thought I had a* ***CRACK*** *in my $300 Armani leather shoes...!*"

There are two identical twin brothers that live together. One happens to be a well-respected dentist, and the other can't seem to keep a job. Instead of actively looking for work, he likes to sit around at home. One Saturday, the dentist is hungry, and puts his brother on the spot. He tells him to get off his lazy behind and go get them some food. After some protest, the lazy brother takes the car and leaves for the store. In the meantime, the dentist takes a nap on his day off. He turns off his phone so he won't be interrupted. About 30 minutes later, the lazy brother gets into a head-on collision in the intersection by the grocery store. His vital signs are fading; he's unconscious and barely moving. An ambulance picks him up and rushes him to the hospital. He ends up in the Emergency Room under observation, but his condition is critical. They try calling his dentist brother, but he doesn't pick up because his phone is off. The dentist wakes to a knock on the door. Suspecting a solicitor, he ignores it, but the knocking continues. Eventually, he resolves to get up and yell at the person at the door. When he does, he reveals--- the grim reaper. He is just as he appears in movies; a full skeleton underneath a tattered cloak. The grim reaper swears. "Oh no! This always happens with identical twins". "What do you mean?" asks the dentist. "Well... if you must know, your brother was in a critical car accident, and I've come to take him to the underworld. I'm afraid his time on Earth has ended. I'll take my leave now." The dentist is noticeably upset. He says "Wait! Isn't there some way I can challenge you for my brother's life? After all, YOU made the mistake. Certainly there must be a way I can bargain for his life." The grim reaper asks "What do you have in mind?" The dentist thinks. "How about a challenge? If I beat you, you let my brother go free." The grim reaper laughs. "I will beat you in any challenge. What challenge do you propose?" The dentist smiles. "I propose we see who has the cleanest teeth. 5 minutes of brushing each, then we decide." "Very well" says the grim reaper, who makes his way to the bathroom. Once there, he pulls back his tattered cloak to reveal his skull. It's glistening. He takes a toothbrush from the bathroom, loads it with toothpaste, and brushes. After 5 minutes, the shiniest teeth anyone has ever seen glisten and make the room bright. The grim reaper grins. "You are foolish human. But, you are entitled to your chance." The dentist takes another toothbrush, loads it with toothpaste, and starts brushing like a madman. When his 5 minutes are up, he spits out the paste. He smiles. It's unbelievable. The shine from the dentist's teeth is so beautiful that he can see the grim reaper's reflection in his perfectly clean teeth. The winner is obvious. The grim reaper hangs his head in shame. "You win, human. This time. Your brother will live." He disappears in a puff of smoke. At the same instant, the bed-ridden brother wakes up in the hospital. Not only is he uninjured, he seems perfectly healthy. Suddenly, the phone by his bed rings. It's his brother, the dentist. He picks up. "Hey bro. You'll never believe what happened. Apparently, I went out to the market and got hit by a car. They say I almost died." The dentist smiles on the phone and says. "That's interesting, bro. Today you might say that I also had a brush with death."

God tells these 3 guys that the vehicle they'll be driving around in heaven will be a reflection of how faithful they were to their wives The first guy was cheating on his wife like every month, so God gave him a Chevy to drive around in heaven. The second guy cheated on his wife once or twice over the years, but overall was pretty faithful, so God gave him an Acura to drive around in heaven. The third guy never cheated on his wife at all and was the most faithful he could have possibly been, so God gave him a Rolls-Royce to drive around in heaven. Sometime later, the first and second guy found the third guy sitting down crying. When they asked him what was wrong, he said "I just saw my wife riding down the road on a skateboard."

I am like the rest. Have no clue. It's for 10 days so likely family.

Vacation until April 14th.

They're suffering from RLC burnout. Time to move on to their next chapter: Life without cams.

Henry only visits other apartments for the purpose of getting a suck or a fuck. 🤣🤣

Trump pleads not guilty to 34 counts in Manhattan courtroom — live updates WWW.CBSNEWS.COM The former president appeared in court on Tuesday afternoon to face the unprecedented charges for the first time.

The amount is always higher when currency exchange rates have to be added which is usually an extra $20 to $30 depending on the rate ones currency is trading at the time. I don't know what RLC trades in whether it's USD or €

If they would have had more time they might have. Now we'll never know because such a thing will happen again for Leora. There was another girl but it was like getting the pitcher trying to throw a ball to the catcher with no advancements.

Only thing is they only got between 2nd and 3rd base but never scored the Home Run. 😁

He'll be shitting his drawers when they slap a Gag Order on him before the day is done. 😁

A Stormy day for the Donald. 🤣🤣🤣

That's good because North America doesn't really need this guy. Take your towel and fly away.

That's a girl not a guy.

I'll look after it. Thanks

Presidents are nothing more than Corporate Benchmen that take all the political heat, while the controllers remain in the shadows safe from public scrutiny.

Will look after it. Thanks

I'm glad to see the interest rates rising. It's criminal when they give a depositing customer 15 cents on every $10,000 they have saved.

Final Curtain call for W & W ?