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Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?" His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line." And they do so. St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!" Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"

Convenient. Go somewhere where they can't be heard.

I think that was the sole purpose for changing the free cam arangement was too cut down on the amount of content that gets uploaded.

I would say after almost 3 years of being in Prague, someone out there has slipped her the bone at some point in time.

A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out,the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.' 'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.' 'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?' 'Anything, Father.' 'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.' 'Well,under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.' The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. 'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She consented and he fondled them for several minutes. 'Father, could I ask something of you?' 'Yes, Sister?' 'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?' 'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe. 'Oh Father, may I touch it?' The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection. 'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life.' 'Is that true Father?' 'Yes, it is, Sister.' 'Oh Father, that's wonderful. stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!'

That's why altar boys have their hair parted down the center. When their on their knees the priest says Yes, my son.

They're all friends until someone thinks their shit don't stink. Then all hell breaks loose.

They used to at one time. I don't know why the sudden change for something that takes them in a downhill slide.

That's all they need. Another member for their circus.

Not much for the free viewing anymore. 3 or 4 kitchen cams most times and the only time one see's anything is when someone wants to stuff their face with food.

More Ink.

Just the thought of knowing what they are is enough to make someone toss their salad.

Did he ever eat Mountain Oysters.

With an almost certrain guarantee of 3 minutes or under.

Topic for Alana & Alrik.

Be almost 3 years maybe he has sought out Anger Management Classes.

Wont catch me eating anything of such.

I thought you were just trying to get a laugh for humor on Mountain Oysters until I Googled it. bull testicles Rocky Mountain oysters or mountain oysters, or meat balls, also known as prairie oysters in Canada (French: animelles), is a dish made of bull testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being skinned, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat.

It's easy to walk a mile and not even leave the livingroom as well. The treadmill was invented for that purpose.

It's not a body until it reaches a certain stage. I'm not for or against abortion but what one does with their own inards is their own decision and should not be decided by some Religeous or Political faction as to what they can or cannot do with their own body. After a certain gestational period passes then abortion should not be recommended. Then if they choose not to keep the child then it's placed up for adoption when it's born and the birthing mother will not see the child after that point.

When is she never on it. That's her life spelled in one word. PHONE