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StnCld316

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    Dwarf Porn
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    May 8th in Canada is Mothers Day.
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    It's not really hurting nothing where it sits. A computer desk does not take up that much space unless one has an office desk.
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    Likely wind up out on the balcony.
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    Alexa.com will be officially retired May 1st.
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    Maybe show up at VHTV
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    She could always put it up her bottom and if she ever needed it again then all she has to do is cough.
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    After seeing a thousand of her bates, it's like watching Leave it to Beaver Reruns.
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    Kind of hard to sell something that does not belong to her.
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    All this physical labor, she'll be having a nap soon.
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    She had a relationship and fucking blew it by allowing others into their sexual relationships.
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    If she wants to leave him, all she has to tell him is GTFO and never come back. All he does is show up for something to eat, fuck and abuse the cats.
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    When is she never not on the damn thing.
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    Savannah & Troy have departed the VHTV project.
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    A little boy walks into his parents' room while they're having sex. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" The mother explains, "Your daddy was full of air, so I was jumping on him to get it out." The boy says, "That's funny. Every time you leave for work, your sister comes and blows him right back up."
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    On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replies, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex will surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. It was nice, slow, and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong." She pauses, wipes away a tear and then continues, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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    Nothing funny. All it shows is how stupid people can really be.
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    That too.
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    With RLC no notice is needed. They just say pack your shit and go.
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    He's likely beating off in the bath.
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    That's the plan. Now it just has to happen. Things in Russia can turn easily on the spin of dime.
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