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There's always a first for everything.

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When there's party food, likely someone else footed the bill so she saves money.

She'll get over it.

Has been taken care of. Thanks

I am only going to say this once. Knock it off. If you can't find peace and harmony with one another than add each other to the respective Ignore Lists and each won't see what the other is posting. It's time this Bullshit comes to an end.

They can take their time. We're in no hurry to see them. For a 2000 sq. ft. apartment, they must have gotten the Mickey Mouse Club to Decorate.

That's what happens when people get drunk. They act like stupid fools.

They need to be milked.

The gut wins.

I had moved them. There's no sense having a number 5 topic at the moment until we see whether Martina & Alberto return. If they return then we'll make a 5th one.

When you tell people to fuck off that's a violation of our Forum Rules. That will get anyone kicked.

The novelty wears off after awhile.

He won't be responding. Mr. Hotscope has left the building.

He's looking for money or wanting to know when his next conjugal visit is.

Nope. The natives would block it from happening.

A poor family lives on a farm and they rely on their chickens for income. One morning, the father walks outside to find the chicken coop empty and the corpses of chickens on the ground. "There’s nothing that could help get us out of poverty now," says the dad as he shoots himself. The mom walks outside and sees the dad and the chickens on the ground. "I can't live without my husband," she says as she shoots herself with her husband's gun. The daughter walks outside and sees her mother, father, and the dead chickens. "I can't live any longer without my family," she says as she jumps into the river and kills herself. The oldest son, 23 years old, walks outside looking for the family and sees them all dead. "Is there anyway to bring them back," he yells at the sky. Poof! A magical fairy appears out of thin air. "I will bring your whole family back to life, even the chickens," she says, "if you can fuck me 5 times in a row. If not, I get to kill you." The boy fucks her 2 times in a row and he dies. The middle son, 19 years old, comes out and sees the fairy. She gives him the same offer as his brother. "I will bring your whole family back to life, even the chickens," she says, "if you can fuck me 5 times in a row. If not, I get to kill you." The son agrees to do it but can only do it 4 times. He dies. The youngest son, 15 years old, comes out and is given the same offer. "I will bring your whole family back to life, even the chickens," she says, "if you can fuck me 5 times in a row. If not I get to kill you." The son says, "What if I fuck you 10 times in a row?" The fairy thinks. She says, "I will bring back your family and grant you fortune. The son says, "What if I fuck you 20 times in a row?" She thinks again and says, "I will bring back your family, grant you fortune, and give you a mansion." The son thinks and says, "What if I fuck you 30 times in a row?" She thinks and says, "I will bring back your family and ensure that your family bloodline remains rich for the next generations to come." The son says, "Wait, how do I know you’ll survive it?" "What do you mean?" says the fairy. "The chickens didn't."

She can move in with Elaine then they can lick the splits.

A Book

Will look after it. Thanks