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    Nina checking her blood pressure. NOT the best view you need to see when checking your blood pressure! I bet that blood pressure is a lot higher now! 😜 Butch: "here they go AGAIN!! 🙄"
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    I have forgotten. This happens, what, once a year? Maybe once every two. Since the snap was from almost 2 years/2 apartments ago? I got more excitement watching Kira wash the scooter tonight. 😉
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    Those step-by-step printed instructions included are NEVER thorough, and never in order! And ALWAYS with spare parts and pieces left over! This kind of thing happened to me when putting together my Ambient weather station. The easiest part was the software setup. I will always trust YT for tutorials. Also, props to you for including my second favorite Muppet - AN-I-MALLLL!!!
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    Here you go, Stone! Nina is stroking her pussy. Cat. Ironically, his name is Butch. But yeah, I agree. A little self-pleasure from either or both would be a nice switch. 😉
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    Kira enjoying a shiatsu neck massage, while Nina continues to practice poor back posture in bed. 🙄
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    I agree, but it's no surprise. Kira is Super-Bat-Kira. She can save everything, including the world. Nina should have at least been spotting. Always always always have a spotter (and a wingman - or wingwoman). But this was a task Kira wanted to accomplish, there was no need for Ninaferance. In Nina's defense, we have witnessed her changing lightbulbs in the living room on a chair on her own, working with live wires in the bathroom, among many other precarious situations. She is no stranger to danger. Our girls have no fear of anything. Nothing can stop them. Except themselves. (edit - fear of bugs. Kira = roaches, Nina = spiders. Forgot about those instances LOL)
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    It's October, never too early to prepare for Halloween! It's not the same as when we were kids, obviously, and especially in this f*cked up year, but somehow it is still just as magical, despite the circumstances. Scurry movies on the telly while wearing your costume under a sofa and blanket fort. Candy bars. Hot chocolate and warm ginger ghost cookies straight from the oven. Did I mention candy bars. I recently played an "uncle" prank on my great-nephew (my niece's son), 5 and a half years old. He's only been to my house once, when he was 2, so he remembers nothing from before. So I gave him the tour this time, but told him he couldn't go in the back half of the basement, because that's where I stashed the "dead bodies." WELL, for the next 8 hours, all Connor wanted to do was go to the basement and see the "dead bodies"! He was FASCINATED that I had dead bodies in my basement, and wanted to see them! SO... when it was late, and dark, I said Connor, it's time to see the dead bodies in the basement. He followed me so quietly and cautiously, and when I opened the door and turned on the light, I said LOOK! THERE'S A DEAD BODY! AND LOOK ANOTHER ONE HERE!" They were dead BUG bodies - beetles, spiders, your typical whatnot bugs you find in a basement. But I DIDN'T LIE to the little kid, right? I was truthful - dead bodies! In the basement! I would not lie to a little kid! I just didn't specify what KIND of dead bodies. They're just bug bodies. Muahahaha! The look he gave me - I swear, if he knew how to curse, he would've called me every curse word in the book! His mother (my niece) LHFAO. It was one of my finest "uncle" moments.
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    Nope. It's ghosts. Wind doesn't sound like that, unless it's the wind from DEMONS of past tenants! 👻🎃🤡 (Come on folks, get in the holiday spirit!) BOOO!
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    I wonder why Nina wasn't helping her? Wait - that's a dumb question, isn't it. 🙄 Yes, well done Super Kira!
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    This made me laugh out loud. It's actually lag from the cams, producing that "shadow" or "time travel shift" effect, a problem this apartment has always had, especially in the kitchen. Probably a location issue, something they can't fix. However, Nina really does speak SO FAST at times that I swear I have seen smoke coming from her lips! It's no wonder Google Translate has trouble interpreting her LOL! That's why I think it would be very difficult winning an argument against her, even if you are right. I would definitely want her on MY team in a debate. 😃 As an aside, if you all still doubt the poltergeist residing in the old N/K and current Masha/Lex apartment, just tune in to the Hall cam, cam-10. You will hear demonic spooky shit! Just in time for Halloween! 👻💀😈🤡🎃 Muahahaha!
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    A very very happy Birthday girl! 🥰 💞 Very interested in what all of those little tchotchkes were in the colorful box, apparently some perfumes and flavored coffees. And what the fuzzy slippers look like. Lots of clothing, and select vinyl (for her Crosley). She especially liked the Pink Floyd album. I think I know who sent her those. 😉 I am so happy to see her so happy. 😊 Hopefully the drum set will be set up soon. 🥁
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    Happy Birthday Kira!! 🎉🎂 💝 🥇 🥰
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    I LOVE the continuing comparisons of famous paintings to our girls. It is extremely uncanny. "Art imitates Life" or is it "Life imitates Art".... either way, it shows our girls are unknowingly works of art in and of themselves. 😍 Keep it up, gangstas!
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    Sugar Duck brings everyone together. 🦆 🥰 💤
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    LOL nice! I kind of like this military explanation: "Total Inability To Support Usual Performance" Sort of like SNAFU back in my day. 😉
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    No it's not just you, sorry! "tits up" is an American phrase meaning "dead", because when you are dead and buried, your "tits" are usually pointing "up". Although I knew a couple people who requested to be buried face down so everyone else could kiss their ass. 😄 Thanks, and yet they lounge around in bed. So they just don't CARE that some of us want to look at an empty kitchen! 😜 (that's a joke, folks)
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    I wonder if the girls are aware that cams 1, 2, 10, and 12 are tits up. 🤨
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    No sir I have not, here in America we just have the regular old boring rumble strips, which have actually served their purpose for me a few times in the past. 😶 However, I like the concept! Sadly, I remember those days all too well. I still have four dot matrix printers stashed in my basement, two Epsons, a Packard Bell, and a Radio Shack, and they ALL STILL WORK. So when SkyNet takes over, I'll still be able to communicate with ya'll via analog teletype. 😉🤠
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    She is letting her hair grow long again, which I love. She is stunning with that long silky black hair. 🥰
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    Get ready for a pic dump! Timeline @ 2219 tonight 17 Oct 2020, they arrive home from shopping. 1-2-3 N&K arrive home, Kira carrying white and blue bag, but Nina quickly absconds the white bag and scurries it away to a hiding place (without removing her shoes - this must be serious!). A birthday present might be in that bag, methinks? 😉 4-5 "no you may NOT know what is in that bag, let's dance instead" And so they dance. 🤩 6-7-8 Nina shows us what they purchased - A: a bowl B: unknown (cutting board maybe?) C- four lint and cat hair rollers, "for our clothes, because cats are... ummm... FLUFFY? Poofy? Poofy da! We have poofy cats." 9 "vone, two, tree, four!" 10 more dancing 11 my favorite view of all 🥰 😍 Nina's Engrish is damn near perfect.
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    It's a fact - beautiful boobs bring better baking. 😁
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    How is Halloween celebrated in everyone else's worldly locations? I know many celebrations here in America are canceled because of the china virus, I assume the same for our friends across the Atlantic. A shame. One night children look forward to dressing up and 'spooking' people and having fun for awesome treats! Obviously there is no trick-or-treating in my neighborhood LOL. So I drive RedJenn 12 miles to downtown with a giant bucket of candy and treats on 31 Oct, as part of our County Halloween Parade through Main Street. I throw out tons of candy to the kids. They love it, Fred howls, and it's fun for all. And I don't scrimp on the candy, I give FULL SIZE candy bars!! Snickers, Twix, Milky Way, Butterfingers, Clark bars, and my fave, Reese peanut butter cups. Two weeks away!
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    Indeed, however I get the impression the kitchen should have been cleaned (and the laundry hung on the dryer) BEFORE Kira arrived home - alas, we know how that goes. So Nina goes into overdrive and makes quick work of it. Checking timeline, to Nina's credit, she did practice piano AND checked the bug traps in the bathroom, so good for her! Plus, big props to her choice of t-shirt tonight!! 🤢😈💀👻 I love Halloween.
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    1. Fresh bedclothes tonight - these look new, have we seen these before? They look like a nice heavy flannel. 2. Kira tests the heater and approves. But 3. nothing is better than body heat 💞
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    But why? Maybe there is no answer, I should just shut up and enjoy it! 😉
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