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    Wait wait... I see what you did there now, you sneaky Dutch person you. Well done! 😜
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    "BUT FIRST GIRLS" indeed!!!! 😍
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    In that case, I'm out. I have a degree in English and American Literature, not rocket science. I can do addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division, thanks to School House Rock. When you start throwing letters like x, y, and z inbetwixt the numbers, I'm done. I leave that up to you engineer types. 🤓 How about a nice game of chess?
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    So much activity to catch up on among the three realms I watch! As I'm catching up - many questions here. Why is the kitchen table still in the living room, and Sienna has her legs propped up on it? I can understand the balloons still all over the ceiling, leave them till they slowly die on their own. But - put the kitchen table back? Has anyone christened the cat yet? I can't quite determine if male or female yet, so, due to its dilute gray coat, I hereby nickname it "Oyster". It can work as both a male and female name. R&S Christmas tree is by far the prettiest of all three realms. N&K tree disappoints this year LOL. However, the most important question is... ...How long will the bra remain hanging from the bedroom light??? I think this will become the new "watermelon challenge" from N&K. From what I can tell from past posts, the bra has been hanging there for at least 2 weeks now. That's 14 days. How long did the watermelon survive at N&K? No one knows, but at last count, it was at least 69 days. How. Long. Will. The. Bra. Last???
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    Fascinating isn't it? And yet, when you strip away the negativity, the vitriol, and the nonsensical posts, the positive and encouraging posts are about the normal number. And yet when the action eventually picks up, nobody seems to be around for a mea culpa (Rossy/Sienna anyone?). Ain't THAT some shit? It's no wonder Stone Cold never includes the "Please keep comments respectful" script when he opens a new apartment forum these days. No one seems to be able to translate that simple phrase.
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    Can I get triple-billing as the lead camera, the stunt, and gaffer? I already have the grip down. 😋
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    WELL, to be honest, films by Tinto Brass were not really considered "porn" in the strict American sense of the term, I imagine they are just regular films for all to see in the Euro. After all, the Euros have a much more open mind when it comes to nudity. Hell my 12 year old niece was served a really nice chianti with her dinner when my sister and fam took a tour through Milan, Venice, and Florence, because the Itals don't know what "ice water" is. And of course, when they were on the Amalfi coast, they obliged "when in Rome...". As far as our girls making a cheeky film - I would financially support that!!! 😎
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    Yep! Ain't nothin like a fine badonkadonk in a honkytonk, IMO 😉 🤠
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    Nina is never far from her security blanket, Sugar Duck. Isn't it fascinating how a strong, tough, intelligent, and outspoken lesbian leader of an alt-rock band in Russia... still sleeps with a security blanket. Granted, it was one of the first gifts her love, Kira, gave to her. But still. Nina never ever ever EVER sleeps without Sugar Duck (except that one time she had to buy the flamingo). And therefore Nina never really sleeps without Kira, even when Kira is away or working, because Kira is there, in the form of Sugar Duck. Does anyone else get this? 😏
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    Nina is left handed. Pay attention, kid. 😉 😁
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    5 AM cuddles and whispers of sweet nothings in the dark. I love it when they talk "cat" to each other, prrrring. This is exactly what I'm here for. For those of you concerned about the missing Sundance (he was the one who stole Kira's sushi in @Kjeld Carlsen's great video) he is BACK after spending some "re-education" time in Felineberia (actually just a vet visit), but Butch is keeping two eyes on him nonetheless. 😄
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    Seeing as how Nina & Kira (2019) Part 3 has reached the 77 page mark, shouldn't admins be closing and creating a Nina & Kira (2019) Part 4 by now? Just curious.
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    I doubt either one. He will probably remain in Purgatory, forced to listen to Putin's 4+ hour speech. On repeat.
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    Haha after looking at the replay, it appears to be a selection from, or a knock-off of, the famed Italian film director Tinto Brass. From the few minutes I watched, it seemed to have quite a lot of ass shots. As you all well know, the great Tinto Brass was quite the avid fan of the female derrière (and who can blame him). Among his best works was the famous masterpiece "Cheeky" of which I own two copies, and highly recommended viewing, in my opinion. 😁
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    Yowsers! I just saw a news report about some Crazy Ivan that shot up the FSB of all places. Dude must have gotten ahold of some REALLY bad vodka and have balls made of lead to pull something like that off. But apparently he now has a body full of lead. прощай, dumbass!
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    Haha the new toy didn't allow Kira to get her rub in at the same time. Jesus H Christ, I had to turn my speakers off. I was afraid my nearest neighbor a mile away might have heard Nina!
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    Welp - the new toy didn't last too long - it is retired to the headboard, and back to the good old fashioned way LOL
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    INDEEEEED!! Nina seems to be enjoying the early Christmas present very very much! She even read the instructions first! Kira seems to be enjoying it too - less work for her to do LOL. Cam-8 has definitely been my primary cam tonight! 🤩
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    Interesting - I never noticed it there before LOL. I have always used right-click and translate-to-bad-Engrish option.
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    Perhaps! It did seem to play out like that, with just minor differences. One would think they would already own Truth or Dare, but this was a new game that Nina pulled out of a shopping bag. Too bad we can't upload media now, tub time has been - and continues to be - quite delightful! 😁
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    I don't know what game this is they are playing, but it's damned sexy as hell! There is a canister full of sticks that apparently have some kind of instructions on them for one person to perform on the other person. And they have both been having quite the fun time playing it! Kira first put on some sultry American music on her record player, it did well to set the mood. I tried attaching a few snaps, but they kept failing. Now it seems like it's tub time, which is always fun, too. 😜
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    I forgot that you are a fellow road warrior. Petrol, if I recall correctly now? Keep the rubber on the road, my friend.
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    And do me a favor, please try not to freeze the orange groves again. I really love Florida oranges. Also pineapples. And watermelons.
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    Dear God, I hope you have your parka on! 🥶
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    Thanks, Foamy! I like everything about that plan. However, I'll have to take the occasional vacation to St Petersburg. You understand.
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