I hear you. This apt is a difficult to enjoy most of the time. If it's just the two of them magic can happen, but when other arrive it always spells trouble.
*except for the girl that took a bath there today*
I think it would be easy for someone to call me CamCaps Girl. I figure when it's time for me to get up from my own couch, I'll at least be able to go back and read about what did.