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I fell out with my wife over the ironing We're trying to smooth things over though.😀

Have friends visiting been forgotten and replaced with camming?😔😔

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Hi buddy,that's weedgie humour for you!!😀

She just has👍👍

BTW go Dina Asher Smith👍👍👍👍

That's a relief as I was starting to get a complex😀 Nothing wrong with a bit of life experience not that we 've got a choice,lol. My mantra is be fit and active if possible and hope to fuck your gob stays attached to your brain.😀 I still dodge about doing light joinery work and that keeps me going😀 I consider myself to be very lucky with my life oh!! And wife and quite large family.👍 Apologies for going off topic guys.

Phew!!!thank god ,I thought I was the only "gentleman of a certain age" on here.

"And the Lord said let their be light and there was and they could see for fucking miles"😀

As I've said to you before Ash maybe a tad rude but never crude to any woman.👍

Very illuminating😀

I'm currently enjoying the World Championship Athletics on TV. Ain't no monkey on my back.👍

I assume he has a rich Aunty then as he clearly doesn't leave to go to work. Online business??.He must get money from somewhere just to survive.

Good one Ash but you know I meant your posts!!! I hope😧😧

Whilst I'm not totally disagreeing with the above have you ever thought how many millions of people around the world pay big bucks to watch Professional Wrestling and honestly cannot see that it's one of the falsest sports around.I'll admit it is fun to watch but the blows landed(supposedly)and the injuries sustained(supposedly)are so well acted.These guys are highly skilled at making it look genuine. The analogy I'm making shows that VH,Chaturbate,etc,etc,are not alone in conning people out of money.jmo.

I wanna be your 8000th?😀

Descriptive as ever Ash eh!!😀😀

A bit like yourself pal😀😀

Eh!!!from a pig?😀😀 Yeh your right Ash you do fry it.It's just as well we don't think too much about original ingredients of some of that stuff.😀 you seem hell-bent on getting me to eat male bits lool.😀😀

I might have guessed heid the ba' would "like" your post😀 Anyway Gon is a derivative(is that the right word)for go on so I don't know where they get Goan from The website you are using is probably written by some clown from Devon or Somerset who hasn't got a clue about our dialect or accent. Ooh are,ooh are,cider apples is about their dead strength 😀😀 Wait for it guys,wait for it!!!!!😀😀😀

That's the posh version pal.😀😀 I really need to come over and give you some lessons.😀

Exactly!!!!😥😥

Gon yersel buddy😀😀

Where's kilobytes?If you're going to ply us with useless information at least complete the job.😀 Cannot get the staff these days😀😀

Hi Ash,now that I have researched Scrapple and "rocky mountain oysters" I would definitely eat scrapple but not the"oysters". Personally I would find that as a male very painful😀 It's a load of bollocks anyway😀😀 Have you checked out the recipe for black pudding yet?