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Dave 27

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  1. The horse was on it's back Dumbo!!!๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
  2. What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll hold these two up!!๐Ÿ˜€
  3. It's very difficult for me living with this superiority complex and having to deal with a couple of clowns who tell lies. I can only assume your post is a lie as well so it's all good๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
  4. I'm feeling quite proud right now.I've just been called "The fountain of all knowledge and a "smartass" in the space of two posts. One day you two might achieve these accolades,but I'm not holding out much hope๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
  5. Checkout the Urban Dictionary for Beating off. Even you two should make the connection๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
  6. This is literary genius!!!.You guys could learn a lot. Now where did I put my Delusion Therapist's Tel.No.๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
  7. I have just got in and the world is a very hazy wunderfool plase. I have just realised how luvly u oll r. )1(Let's u r by go to person when times r rough. (2)Just mister gifman and all round smartass countryman of mine (Jabs and Sparkles,mines of info.and good guys. 8(The lovely comically honest Ash who made me welcome from the start (Fuck I forgot the numbers in the bullet points( Oh well it's only my friend from Somerset left To all others thank you and beware of Scottish Ale. P.DS.Am I gonna regret this post in the morning๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ ( (2(
  8. ARS could be you!!!but is really Alternative Rhyming Slang๐Ÿ˜€
  9. I could be a wee bit elephant's trunk later on๐Ÿ˜€ Am jist gon oot noo ๐Ÿ˜€
  10. Rhyming slang for thick which means dumb or slow on the uptake. Something you are not๐Ÿ˜€
  11. Nope haven't a clue buddy.I can be incredibly Tom and Dick you know๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
  12. Is it going on your famous ignore list which you very rarely ignore?๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
  13. There is a saying "thick as two short planks" I always think of you two clowns when someone say's it๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
  14. Well I very rarely make mistakes!!!๐Ÿ˜€
  15. Still don't get this blue arrow๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
  16. How do you upload this stuff?You've got an unfair advantage and I'm going to burst in to tears in a minute๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
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