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  1. Dave 27
    OMG!!!!!😀The pyramid joke is now in second place😀😀
  2. Dave 27
    HaHa good one😀Being a Scot myself I can really relate to that but I bet you can't find the female version No sexism in the pub now😀😀😀😀😀
  3. Dave 27
    Happy in this instance to be a huge hypocrite,not that I am two faced or anything😀😀
  4. Dave 27
    Good morning pal,M.nature being a pain in the bladder again😀 You reckon last night was quiet?Well I wouldn't completely agree with that but I tell you what Imo as far as members comments etc,etc are concerned it was the most boring,repetitive,negative,humourless night on here I have had in my short CC career.Thank fuck I had a decent book to fall back on. Hope everything is ticketyboo in your camp. Speak soon bud.
  5. Dave 27
    Are you lot taking the piss?Piper and Hunter plus at least one other are there and yes the cameras are on tripods.Well spotted.!!!!!
  6. Dave 27
    And people!!!!
  7. Dave 27
    They have just moved in.Give them a chance eh!!
  8. Dave 27
    C'mon Jabs even I get where Sparkles is coming from.😥😥
  9. Dave 27
    That four must have had a brainstorm to come up with a performance like that. Totally the opposite of anything that had happened previously.
  10. Dave 27
    Hey Sparkles,is a half threesome a one and a halfsome?I'm trying to picture it.😀😀😀😀
  11. Dave 27
    Is Ilka the girl?
  12. Dave 27
    Lectern Dumbo!!do I have to keep correcting your English?😀😀😀😀😀😀
  13. Dave 27
    👍👍👍👍👍😀😀
  14. Dave 27
    So there is this cowboy sitting outside the saloon in an old wild West town when all of a sudden a woman completely naked on horseback trots up and stops right in front of him.He can't believe his eyes and says to the woman"cover yourself up and why are you naked" She replied"back up the trail a guy held me up at gunpoint and told me to strip naked so I did" "Then he stripped naked and said now go to town so here I am"
  15. Dave 27
    Thanks for that Mira and Henry.
  16. Dave 27
    Well shut the front door¡!!!!!!
  17. Dave 27
    I'm leaving myself open for a smartassed reply but have you got yourself a subscription pal?
  18. Dave 27
    Are you able to tell us why?
  19. Dave 27
    Well done pal you finally spotted my deliberate error that was set to test you.😀 Took your time though.😀😀
  20. Dave 27
    Yo buddy,I wonder if the lum's reek on mondas?😀😀
  21. Dave 27
    Afterthought:This could be Donald helping Boris to massage concessions out of John Claude Juncker😀😀
  22. Dave 27
    I take it your remark is referring to Kira the hypocritical control freak!!!?
  23. Dave 27
    And what rhymes with dock allied to what cyberleader said? Instead of saying the whole line you just say "his Hickory"😥😥
  24. Dave 27
    Good one buddy😀😀
  25. Dave 27
    Afterthought:You probably won't find it in the official rhyming slang list It's rude building site type slang😀
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