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Dave 27

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  1. Alan up close and personal with Kira and Emily last night.Didn't see that one coming.!!!!
  2. I hope you guys don't mind me commenting on your conversation but I just wanted to say that in the Netherlands in the future there could be as many "brown cafes" as there is pubs.Just saying.
  3. Have you checked out your avatar recently?πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  4. The horse was on it's back Dumbo!!!πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  5. What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll hold these two up!!πŸ˜€
  6. It's very difficult for me living with this superiority complex and having to deal with a couple of clowns who tell lies. I can only assume your post is a lie as well so it's all goodπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  7. You have completely lost me?????
  8. I'm feeling quite proud right now.I've just been called "The fountain of all knowledge and a "smartass" in the space of two posts. One day you two might achieve these accolades,but I'm not holding out much hopeπŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  9. Checkout the Urban Dictionary for Beating off. Even you two should make the connectionπŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  10. LOGGIA a planet far far away?πŸ˜€
  11. Oh yes you can!!!πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  12. This is literary genius!!!.You guys could learn a lot. Now where did I put my Delusion Therapist's Tel.No.πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  13. I think I agreeπŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  14. I have just got in and the world is a very hazy wunderfool plase. I have just realised how luvly u oll r. )1(Let's u r by go to person when times r rough. (2)Just mister gifman and all round smartass countryman of mine (Jabs and Sparkles,mines of info.and good guys. 8(The lovely comically honest Ash who made me welcome from the start (Fuck I forgot the numbers in the bullet points( Oh well it's only my friend from Somerset left To all others thank you and beware of Scottish Ale. P.DS.Am I gonna regret this post in the morningπŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯ ( (2(
  15. ARS could be you!!!but is really Alternative Rhyming SlangπŸ˜€
  16. I could be a wee bit elephant's trunk later onπŸ˜€ Am jist gon oot noo πŸ˜€
  17. Rhyming slang for thick which means dumb or slow on the uptake. Something you are notπŸ˜€
  18. Nope haven't a clue buddy.I can be incredibly Tom and Dick you knowπŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯
  19. Is it going on your famous ignore list which you very rarely ignore?πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  20. There is a saying "thick as two short planks" I always think of you two clowns when someone say's itπŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  21. Well I very rarely make mistakes!!!πŸ˜€
  22. Still don't get this blue arrowπŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯
  23. What's your point?πŸ˜€
  24. How do you upload this stuff?You've got an unfair advantage and I'm going to burst in to tears in a minuteπŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯
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