letsdothis Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Which is heavier: a liter of water or a liter of butane? No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Groan... 😕 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Crowley: Well, change is inedible. Aziraphale: I think you mean "inevitable"? Crowley, spitting out a coin: Nope. Definitely not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Benefits Question Dear Sir / Madam I have a complicated benefits question. Many years ago, I married a widow who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit and he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father married her without my authorization. As a result my step-daughter became my step-mother and my father became my son-in-law. My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father. So my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Therefore I am also my wife's grandchild. A short time after, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather. In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following: Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law and my step mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits? Sincerely yours, Mohammed Abu Laden Habib THE ANSWER: Of course you qualify, Mohammed! I have arranged to start mailing the checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California. Yours faithfully, Nancy Pelosi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Robwin Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 What do you get hanging from apple tree's.......................Sore arms. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 How does Spock get a laugh from Captain Kirk? He sets his Phaser to pun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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