Robwin Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 If cars were built for women in mind they wouldn't put engines in them!
Robwin Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 Women have got tons of magazines, like Women's Own, Women's Health, Womans Weekly & Woman but men have only got one - Men Only. And what's that full of? Bloody women. 3 1
letsdothis Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 A blonde and a brunet are getting in an elevator, when along comes this really hot guy. The girls notice he has a really bad dandruff problem. The brunet whispers to the blonde, "Someone should give him Head and Shoulders", and the blonde says, "How do you give shoulders?" 2 1
letsdothis Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 How can you identify a smartass? By his wisecrack. 2
letsdothis Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 One day a man and his wife needed to type in a password so they could login. So the husband, trying to be funny, types in “penis”. His wife literally falls to the ground laughing when the computer replies “PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH” 2 1
letsdothis Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 What is the difference between women and computers? Women don't accept 3.5 inch floppies. 3
Robwin Posted September 4, 2019 Posted September 4, 2019 1 hour ago, letsdothis said: What is the difference between women and computers? Women don't accept 3.5 inch floppies. Dead right they will only accept SSD's, solid state dicks. 1
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