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Tired of uninspired porn with "overacting slags" that clearly do not care about their partners. Do we have a solution for you! Voyeur House is a porn platform that let's you "secretly spy" on various kinky couples. Who needs fake porn with unrealistic action when you can look at real people that genuinely enjoy having sex with each other. We only do business with real people and not pornstars, aspiring models, e-personalities, etc.  Just a smart part, but always funny to read. LOL

Do they actually know what "secretly spy" means?? Canadian No GIF by CBC

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8 minutes ago, Slender Man said:

Tired of uninspired porn with "overacting slags" that clearly do not care about their partners. Do we have a solution for you! Voyeur House is a porn platform that let's you "secretly spy" on various kinky couples. Who needs fake porn with unrealistic action when you can look at real people that genuinely enjoy having sex with each other. We only do business with real people and not pornstars, aspiring models, e-personalities, etc.  Just a smart part, but always funny to read. LOL

Do they actually know what "secretly spy" means?? Canadian No GIF by CBC

This is actually an ad for VH?

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1 minute ago, ashleyxyz said:

This is actually an ad for VH?

Yes, basically a description of what the site is. Change it every so often and always a good laugh. 

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1 minute ago, Slender Man said:

Yes, basically a description of what the site is. Change it every so often and always a good laugh. 

That is funny. And a total bullshit description of the site. Secretly spy?! Lol

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6 minutes ago, ashleyxyz said:

That is funny. And a total bullshit description of the site. Secretly spy?! Lol

"Overacting slags". Makes me laugh that they always try and slate "other sites on the market" for being staged, not real, not proper voyeurism. Bit rich I say. LOL

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I’ve been making fun of those silly scripts for a long time. The bullshit they say is hilarious! Maybe they should start hiring porn stars. 

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16 minutes ago, Amy3 said:

I’ve been making fun of those silly scripts for a long time. The bullshit they say is hilarious! Maybe they should start hiring porn stars. 

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Always guaranteed a laugh. LOL 

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11 minutes ago, Slender Man said:

Always guaranteed a laugh. LOL 

Well for some it is. Include me! 

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There's one key feature that separates Voyeur House from the rest is sheer unpredictability of it all. While other adult entertainment platforms try to hire small-name pornstars and camgirls, we only sign REAL people that have no prior experience in pornography. We don't control our residents in any shape or form, we just let them do whatever in front of the camera. We don't have any scripts because, in our own humble opinion, there's nothing worse than scripted voyeur porn masquerading as something 100% genuine. 

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4 minutes ago, Slender Man said:

There's one key feature that separates Voyeur House from the rest is sheer unpredictability of it all. While other adult entertainment platforms try to hire small-name pornstars and camgirls, we only sign REAL people that have no prior experience in pornography. We don't control our residents in any shape or form, we just let them do whatever in front of the camera. We don't have any scripts because, in our own humble opinion, there's nothing worse than scripted voyeur porn masquerading as something 100% genuine. 

Hahahahahaha!!! Lololololol!!! Duh

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7 minutes ago, ashleyxyz said:

Hahahahahaha!!! Lololololol!!! Duh

See what I mean. Made you laugh didn't it!! LOL 

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Want a genuine voyeur experience? Want to "spy" on "hot girls" (that's questionable) and passionate couples. Voyeur House takes you to beautiful Europe, with "spycams" all throughout 30+ apartments full of horny people. Our revolutionary project is completely unscripted, raw, and real. The beautiful people that inhabit our apartments are "not pornstars", they are regular folks like you and I. Blah blah blah.

Remarkably enough, none other voyeur websites give you this opportunity because they don't get the appeal of "spying" on someone (yeah and you do) LOL. 

 

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23 minutes ago, Slender Man said:

Want a genuine voyeur experience? Want to "spy" on "hot girls" (that's questionable) and passionate couples. Voyeur House takes you to beautiful Europe, with "spycams" all throughout 30+ apartments full of horny people. Our revolutionary project is completely unscripted, raw, and real. The beautiful people that inhabit our apartments are "not pornstars", they are regular folks like you and I. Blah blah blah.

Remarkably enough, none other voyeur websites give you this opportunity because they don't get the appeal of "spying" on someone (yeah and you do) LOL. 

 

Good morning Slender,I'm just wondering if this topic has the Clown Prince of Somerset swithering on renewing his shiny new VH Sub.😀

Of course if Milly leaves he's off😀😀😀😀

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3 hours ago, Dave 27 said:

Good morning Slender,I'm just wondering if this topic has the Clown Prince of Somerset swithering on renewing his shiny new VH Sub.😀

Of course if Milly leaves he's off😀😀😀😀

Jealousy will get you nowhere pal 🤣 Swithering eh, wow methinks someone eat the fucking dictionary for breakfast 😁🤭

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1 hour ago, Robwin said:

Jealousy will get you nowhere pal 🤣 Swithering eh, wow methinks someone eat the fucking dictionary for breakfast 😁🤭

Yeah and it would be a wordful to swallow such a book, imagine trying to get your tongue around words like (pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis).😱😁

Oh by the way this is it's meaning -

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
 
The longest word in any of the major English language dictionaries is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, a word that refers to a lung disease contracted from the inhalation of very fine silica particles, specifically from a volcano; medically, it is the same as silicosis.
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