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Looks like Woodie needs some new spank material.  ;D

I gotta admit though, I love reading sexy storied from women. You get to know how they think. And that ain't easy.

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Guest Squirrel
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Dear Diary, I just read the Creed of Submission that Squirrel had posted, and suddenly found myself quivering in anticipation over just such a thing.

   Oh how a girl like myself does yearn for this, instead of that hapless little boy Paul that's always just lumbering around my place pawing at me at every chance he gets. A man who doesn't just drools like some dog with his tongue hanging out every time he wants to get close to me.

   Oh, how my loins do ache for the touch of a man at times. A man that won't constantly just put up with my tantrums or that will subdue me over his knees whenever I get too far out of line.

   (See how easy it would be girls)smiley.gif

And it can be on whatever kinky little ideas you may have. This was merely an example.

And even if there are only a few girls brave enough to venture in,.. It would still be worth while to put out the shingle and invite them.

Great opportunities await you in the pornography pulp fiction market! Good job, my man.

I don't think anyone would complain, since the High Mucky-Muck of CamCaps already decided he needed to get the female point of view in here. Women often cultivate a more generally civilized environment among most men.

(Notice I said "most." ;D

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Guest Squirrel
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Sumtin tells me I've just been called a Dyke. But I'm not sure. ???

I don't see where you got that idea. Take your hands off the keyboard, remove the vodka bottle from between your legs, and do a quick check.

I'm sure even our young Kitten can clue you in as to how to determine the results of this simple test.

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My apologies Mr. Squirrel, Sir. But I neglected to quote the post prior to yours by our esteemed Old Dude, Mr Woodie.

The last postion of his post best reflects my puzzled state.

But I make so many comments, he would need to pick one in specific.

Guest Squirrel
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I can't keep track of this shit, either.

Kitten's going to have earn her strips by bringing us senile old dudes back to the old folks home when we aimlessly wander out of the building. Poor gal. She's definitely got her work cut out for her with our gang...

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Break her in the right way. She wants a guy? We may have her change her mind and get one like the little busty broad that married the real old guy and ended up with nothing when he kicked it.

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