Guest Squirrel Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 CC is boring tonight, and RLC is even worse. None of us are being creative. I'm going to shut down my computer and walk my dogs. I know everybody loves pictures of dogs. They're all fucking plastered all over the place on photobucket.com. And Facebook. So how fast can you make this post go off-topic? But no: pic not related...
Guest Squirrel Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 Not bad. It just needs a flying squirrel to walk the cat that's walking the dog -- then we're doing pretty good. I'll be a useless fuddy-duddy and post something relevant in response, something precisely on topic that has to do with walking dogs and wanking on women. Something that Old Dudes who have gone through a divorce understand and appreciate:
TBG 150 Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 Nah. Not me Woody. I'm too busy working 18 hours a day for Obama. Lately I'm too tired to even eat. I shower and go to bed. I get here, read for 5 minutes and fall asleep. Waiting in line to load now, so killing time on the 'stupid' phone.
TBG 150 Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 I just read this to the wife. "What stupid fuck said that?"
Buster Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 On 1/28/2014 at 8:54 PM, woodworker said: I once said to someone in the past, that if you could put the brain of a dog into the body of a woman, you'd have man's best friend. "SIT!",.. "STAAAY",... "Good girl." I love this post so much that I want to have sexual intercourse with it.
Guest Squirrel Posted January 29, 2014 Posted January 29, 2014 Wow! Brilliant posts. And they're all on topic! Incredible. We may be old geezers, but we're all damn good at tuning carburators, ain't we!
Panther063 Posted January 29, 2014 Posted January 29, 2014 Depends on what brand they are, some of them are real buggers to tune.
Guest Squirrel Posted January 29, 2014 Posted January 29, 2014 On 1/29/2014 at 4:42 AM, Panther063 said: Depends on what brand they are, some of them are real buggers to tune. I can handle SUs and Strombergs. I'm too old for fuel injection, and I don't have the white lab coat needed to work on the new fangled systems.
Panther063 Posted January 29, 2014 Posted January 29, 2014 That's alright, I'm sure most mechanics don't fix things anymore either, they just replace parts. Everything is made to be disposable.
Guest Squirrel Posted January 29, 2014 Posted January 29, 2014 Dammit, Panther. You just reminded me of the Zippo lighter I had when I was in high school. I really miss that thing.
Buster Posted January 29, 2014 Posted January 29, 2014 I love my Zippo lighter. Needs fuel though. I have fuel. Just need to get the energy to refill it.
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