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girlsdoporn.com is my favorite porn site right now.

Do they use peanut butter or Nutella there? Or maybe a bed made from popcorn? I kinda like crunchy sounds, followed by copious flows of fluid from both parties and screams of ecstasy. Just no grunting or squealing. I'm picky about that.
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My friends, Let us take a moment to mourn the passing of our dearly beloved Kaplan, as I fear that the rumors of his assassination by the underhanded RLC crew may have been true.

I join you in mourning, and honor you for the selection of Detroit, a resort town famous for its fine architecture and tourist attractions.

But this is very sad. First it was our beloved NL. Then they took out Swampy, and then Agent Dog. Obviously there's a mole in our operation. The unsubs will most likely be professionals at cyber warfare, surveillance, and operational tactics. Consider them to be highly dangerous. An artist's rendering of these suspects is attached.

As usual, should you be caught or captured, I will disavow any knowledge of your existence or activities.

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ALERT! Agent Dog has returned alive from his latest mission!

I just knew he could pull it off!

Welcome back! Hope they feed you some meat instead of soup!

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