Alexandria Posted January 2, 2021 Posted January 2, 2021 Q. Why are most men like diapers? A. They are usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable. Q. Whats the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? A. Condoms have evolved. They are not so thick and insensitive anymore. Q. Why did God invent the yeast infection? A. So your girlfriend knows what it's like to live with an irritating cunt. 😂 4
letsdothis Posted January 13, 2021 Posted January 13, 2021 Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? There was nothing left but De-Brie! 1
letsdothis Posted February 2, 2021 Posted February 2, 2021 My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now, I can't read anything. 4
letsdothis Posted February 2, 2021 Posted February 2, 2021 What do you call a wedding usher in Dublin Ireland? An Irish sitter!
letsdothis Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry... He had selfie steam issues. 3
Dave 27 Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 Two Scotsmen rented a boat and went out fishing on the loch and to their surprise caught several large trout.Hamish said"we must come back to this spot,leave a wee marker so we find it again".Hector bent down and drew an X on the boards of the boat,"there you go"he said proudly."That's no good"shouted Hamish."What if they give us another boat next time" 2
letsdothis Posted February 10, 2021 Posted February 10, 2021 Mom: Your great-aunt just passed away. LOL. Son: Why is that funny? Mom: It’s not funny, David! What do you mean? Son: Mom, LOL means Laughing Out Loud. Mom: I thought it meant Lots of Love. I have to call everyone back. 4
letsdothis Posted February 10, 2021 Posted February 10, 2021 Daughter: I got an A in Chemistry. Mom: WTF! Daughter: Mom, what do you think WTF means? Mom: Well That’s Fantastic. 4
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