Alexandria 332 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Q. Why are most men like diapers? A. They are usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable. Q. Whats the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? A. Condoms have evolved. They are not so thick and insensitive anymore. Q. Why did God invent the yeast infection? A. So your girlfriend knows what it's like to live with an irritating cunt. 😂 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
letsdothis 14,045 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? There was nothing left but De-Brie! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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letsdothis 14,045 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now, I can't read anything. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
letsdothis 14,045 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 What do you call a wedding usher in Dublin Ireland? An Irish sitter! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
letsdothis 14,045 Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry... He had selfie steam issues. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dave 27 6,780 Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Two Scotsmen rented a boat and went out fishing on the loch and to their surprise caught several large trout.Hamish said"we must come back to this spot,leave a wee marker so we find it again".Hector bent down and drew an X on the boards of the boat,"there you go"he said proudly."That's no good"shouted Hamish."What if they give us another boat next time" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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