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Q. Why are most men like diapers? A. They are usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.

 

Q. Whats the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? A. Condoms have evolved. They are not so thick and insensitive anymore.

 

Q. Why did God invent the yeast infection? A. So your girlfriend knows what it's like to live with an irritating cunt. 😂

 

 

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