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Q. Why are most men like diapers? A. They are usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.

 

Q. Whats the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? A. Condoms have evolved. They are not so thick and insensitive anymore.

 

Q. Why did God invent the yeast infection? A. So your girlfriend knows what it's like to live with an irritating cunt. 😂

 

 

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Two Scotsmen rented a boat and went out fishing on the loch and to their surprise caught several large trout.Hamish said"we must come back to this spot,leave a wee marker so we find it again".Hector bent down and drew an X on the boards of the boat,"there you go"he said proudly."That's no good"shouted Hamish."What if they give us another boat next time"

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