StnCld316 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 History lesson from Squirrel #20493B: This is the official logo for the United States Communist Party as approved by the Third Communist International. At the time it was adopted, America was, after all, both an industrial and agricultural power. There are, of course, many variants on the theme. New outfit for Obama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squirrel Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Health care is fixed. Student school loans are fixed. GM & Chrysler are fixed. Education is fixed. Unemployment is fixed. The economy is fixed. The War on Poverty is utterly victorious. Federal lands are safe from drilling. The world is safe from the dangers of incandescent lights. The US foreign policy has been corrected to install our friends of the Islamic Brotherhood in North Africa and the Middle East. They'll like us now. We are all happy campers now. We are all happy campers now. We are all happy campers now. Arbeit macht frei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pirate Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Some historical political correctness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozi Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Thought I'd resurrect this thread with some light humour, which turns out to be factual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 History lesson from Squirrel #20493B: This is the official logo for the United States Communist Party as approved by the Third Communist International. At the time it was adopted, America was, after all, both an industrial and agricultural power. There are, of course, many variants on the theme. New outfit for Obama. He needs a bigger hat. Something that will cover his ears... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BJon Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 That is too funny ;D ooopppsss now I am a racist :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozi Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 The Gun Cave Indoor Shooting Range is now a a MUSLIM FREE ZONE. JAN MORGAN - One very intelligent lady. To understand why I arrived at this decision, you must first take in to consideration the nature of my business. This is not a coffee and donut shop. This is a live fire indoor shooting range. People come here to buy, rent, and shoot lethal weapons. In the range, people are shooting guns in close proximity to each other, so my patrons depend on me and my discretion regarding who I allow to shoot beside them. One mistake in judgement on my part could cost innocent people their lives. The primary reasons I do not want muslims shooting at my range are listed: 1) The Koran (which I have read and studied thoroughly) and (which all muslims align themselves with), contains 109 verses commanding hate, murder and terror against all human beings who refuse to submit or convert to Islam. Read those verses of violence here. 2) My life has been threatened repeatedly by muslims in response to my publication of those verses from their Koran. Why would I want to rent or sell a gun and hand ammunition to someone who aligns himself with a religion that commands him to kill me? 3) * The barbaric act of beheading an innocent American in Oklahoma by a muslim * the Boston bombings(by muslims) * the Foot Hood mass shooting (by a muslim) that killed 13 people and injured over 30 people * and the murder of 3000 innocent people (by muslims) on 9/11 This is more than enough loss of life on my home soil at the hands of muslims to substantiate my position that muslims can and may follow the directives in their Koran and kill here at home. 4) Two muslims walked in to my range last week with allah akbar ring tone and message alert tones on their smart phones. They spoke very little english, one did not have proof of U.S. citizenship, yet they wanted to rent and shoot guns. Their behavior was so strange, it was unnerving to my patrons. No one would enter the range to shoot while they were there. Some of my customers left. (can you blame them?) 5) * Muslims, who belong to and, or, support ISIS, are threatening to kill innocent Americans. * Muslims, who belong to or support AL Qaeda, are threatening to kill innocent Americans. * Muslims who belong to or support HAMAS are threatening to kill innocent Americans. See a common thread here? 6) I have a federal firearms licence… The ATF informed us when we received the license that if we feel any reason for concern about selling someone a firearm, even sense that something is not right about an individual, or if we are concerned about that persons mental state, even if they pass a background check, we do not have to sell that person a gun. In other words, a federal agency has given us this kind of discretion for service based on the nature of the business. I can and have turned people away if I sense an issue with their mental state. 7) I understand that not all muslims are terrorists. I also believe there are as many Muslims who do not know what is in their Koran as there are Christians who do not know what is in their Bible. Since I have no way of discerning which muslims will or will not kill in the name of their religion and the commands in their koran…I choose to err on the side of caution for the safety of my patrons. 8) On the issue of religious discrimination: I view Islam as a theocracy, not a religion. Islam is the union of political, legal, and religious ideologies. In other words, law, religion and state are forged together to form what Muslims refer to as “The Nation of Islam.” It is given the sovereign qualities of a nation with clerics in the governing body and Sharia law all in one. This is a Theocracy, not a religion. The US Constitution does not protect a theocracy. The 1st Amendment is very specific about protecting the rights of individuals from the government, as it concerns the practice of religions, not theocracies. It clearly differentiates between government and religion. Again protecting the individual’s religious beliefs and practices from (the state) government. In Islam religion and state are one. We are a Nation governed by laws, the U.S. Constitution. We are not a Nation that is governed by religion, politicians or clerics. How then can Islam be protected by the U.S. Constitution? 9) Islam allows Muslims to kill their own children, (honor killing) if the behavior of those children embarrasses or dishonors the family name. (which has already occurred on American soil) Why would I allow people (whose religion allows them to murder their own children), be in the presence of other children? My patrons often bring their kids to the range to teach them to shoot. I am responsible for providing a safe environment for those children to learn gun safety and shooting sports. 10) In the 14 hundred year history of Islam, muslims have murdered over 270 million people. Since 9/11 muslims have committed over 21 thousand deadly terror attacks world wide. In summary, people who shoot at my range come from all religious backgrounds… some are atheists… I do not care about their religious beliefs until or unless those beliefs command them to commit violent crimes against innocent people and I witness those crimes increasing, as we all have lately. If you had received death threats by muslims, would you want the government telling you that you had to allow them in to your home or business and hand them a loaded gun? I will do whatever is necessary to provide a safe environment for my customers, even at the cost of the increased threats and legal problems this decision will likely provoke. Jan Morgan- owner / The Gun Cave Indoor Shooting Range 1225 Blacksnake Road Hot Springs, Arkansas (501) 767-9944 Follow Jan on facebook on TWITTER and… her gun range facebook page, The Gun Cave Indoor Shooting Range Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenKraft Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Health care is fixed. Student school loans are fixed. GM & Chrysler are fixed. Education is fixed. Unemployment is fixed. The economy is fixed. The War on Poverty is utterly victorious. Federal lands are safe from drilling. The world is safe from the dangers of incandescent lights. The US foreign policy has been corrected to install our friends of the Islamic Brotherhood in North Africa and the Middle East. They'll like us now. We are all happy campers now. We are all happy campers now. We are all happy campers now. Arbeit macht frei. This is all 100% true! ... If you don't get Fox News. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 If I owned a gun range the targets themselves would all resemble Muslims. We need a real president so badly now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenKraft Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I posted this in Juke Box but for some reason I think it might work in the Political Correctness thread as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Your alright Karen. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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