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Joke of the day

A young blonde is in a Cessna 172 light airplane when the pilot has a heart attack and dies.

The frantic young blonde calls out a May Day.

“My pilot has had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly."

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. Everything will be fine! What is your height and position?"

The blonde says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

(After a long pause)

"O.K." says the voice on the radio…

"Now, repeat after me."

"Our Father Who art in Heaven… …"

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Joke of the day

A desperate cowboy rode his horse into a small town. His throat was parched, so he tied his horse to a pole next to a saloon and went in for a drink.

He came out a few minutes later, and someone had already stolen his horse.

The people of the town were looking to see his reaction, and they weren’t discreet about it. He looked around at everyone and said in a loud clear voice,

“I will walk back into that saloon to get myself another drink, and if I don’t see my horse right in front of me when I come out again, I will have to do what I did in Texas a year ago after someone stole my horse. And trust me, I didn’t like what I had to do in Texas a year ago.”

After his confident speech, the cowboy walked back into the saloon. The townsfolk looked at each other in fear and returned his horse.

The cowboy finished his second drink and walked out of the bar, saddled the horse. But just before he left, the bartender walked up to him and asked,

“Hey, cowboy, we know that we got you your horse back, but do you mind telling us what you had to do a year ago in Texas”

The cowboy looked at him with an iron gaze and responded:

“I had to walk home.”

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