ARMY SNIPER Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Want to hear a Good Joke? > RLC : yeah,yeah I know it's not Funny but think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aussie_oi_oi Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Joke of the day A young blonde is in a Cessna 172 light airplane when the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The frantic young blonde calls out a May Day. “My pilot has had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly." She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. Everything will be fine! What is your height and position?" The blonde says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." (After a long pause) "O.K." says the voice on the radio… "Now, repeat after me." "Our Father Who art in Heaven… …" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nagachilli2 Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Thx...Another cracker Aussie! I hope you're on the road to recovery and things are looking a bit brighter for you 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pulo filipe Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pulo filipe Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie_oi_oi Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Joke of the day A desperate cowboy rode his horse into a small town. His throat was parched, so he tied his horse to a pole next to a saloon and went in for a drink. He came out a few minutes later, and someone had already stolen his horse. The people of the town were looking to see his reaction, and they weren’t discreet about it. He looked around at everyone and said in a loud clear voice, “I will walk back into that saloon to get myself another drink, and if I don’t see my horse right in front of me when I come out again, I will have to do what I did in Texas a year ago after someone stole my horse. And trust me, I didn’t like what I had to do in Texas a year ago.” After his confident speech, the cowboy walked back into the saloon. The townsfolk looked at each other in fear and returned his horse. The cowboy finished his second drink and walked out of the bar, saddled the horse. But just before he left, the bartender walked up to him and asked, “Hey, cowboy, we know that we got you your horse back, but do you mind telling us what you had to do a year ago in Texas” The cowboy looked at him with an iron gaze and responded: “I had to walk home.” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pulo filipe Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Teacher says to his student: – Jules! I told you to draw your favourite animal, and you have done nothing! Jules answers: – But I did, Misses! I have drawn my black cat in a dark night! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Duck #1: "Quack." Duck #2: "Quack." Duck #3: "Quack, Quack." Duck #1 takes out a gun and shoots Duck #3. Duck #2: "Why did you shoot him?" Duck #1: "He knew too much." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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