Jokes #3

[pulo filipe]

A child goes to hospital with his father to see his mom who has just given birth. When they arrive, the child notices that his little brother has a strap around his hand.

The small [child] says to his father:

– “Daddy! Daddy! They forgot to take the price tag off!”

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[pulo filipe]

A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

[Aussie_oi_oi]

Joke of the day

Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.

One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!'

The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess my age!’

One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age.'

Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump up and down several times.

Determined to prove them wrong, he did it.

Then they all said in unison, 'You're 87-years-old!'

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess my age?'

Slapping their knees, high-fiving and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily crowed.....

'We were at your birthday party yesterday.'

[pulo filipe]

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic.

I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates

[eyespy]

A wife & husband visited a farm, they saw a bull having sex with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager:

"How many times does a bull have sex per day?"

Manager replied: "6 times or more a day".

Wife: looks at her husband and said....."you see!!!"

Then the husband asked the manager: "You mean 6 times a day with the same cow?"

Manager said " No, No, with different cows everyday."

Husband looks to his wife and says ..."you see!!!"

And the fight started!!!

Who caused the fight???

Open discussion to everyone

[letsdothis]

[letsdothis]

I've posted so many of these things, I may have re-posted some, so sorry if you've seen them before.

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[Dave 27]

8 minutes ago, letsdothis said:

Gon yersel😂👍