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  On 3/2/2022 at 5:31 AM, letsdothis said:

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ, why do women disfigure themselves like that? That is absolutely HIDEOUS! And, she thinks it's sexy. 

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If you look closely you can see the image is a masterpiece of Photo Shop.   :biggrin:

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  On 3/2/2022 at 5:31 AM, letsdothis said:

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ, why do women disfigure themselves like that? That is absolutely HIDEOUS! And, she thinks it's sexy. 

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Look at the video 📹 you'll see 👀 that her body isn't photoshop 

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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't"
Him: "I beg you... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the fucking intercom!..
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