Can she be THAT stupid?

[Nick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls

[TBG 150]

Yep.

[ARMY SNIPER]

oooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmggggggggggggg    ;D

[Foamy T. Squirrel]

This is now a Blonde Joke thread.

The Bet

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

Blonde Entertainment

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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[Nick]

Last week, Blond checked into a motel on her 21  birthday

and she was a bit  lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men

you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages

." She    looked through the phone book,

found a full page ad for a guy  calling himself  Tender Tony - a very

handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in  the photo.

He had all  the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy  hair,

long powerful  legs, dazzling smile, six-pack abs, and she felt quite

certain she could  bounce a quarter off his well oiled bum....

She  figured, what the heck, nobody will  ever know.

I'll  give him a call.

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?"

Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated,

she rushed right in,  "Hi, I hear you give a great massage.

I'd like you  to  come to my motel room and give me one.

*No, wait*, I should be straight  with you. I'm in town all

alone and what I really want  is sex. I want it hot,

and I want it now. Bring  implements, toys, rubber,

leather, whips, everything    you've got in your bag of tricks.

We'll go hot and heavy all  night - tie me up, cover

me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, *anything and

everything*, I'm ready! *Now    how does that sound?"*

He said, *That sounds absolutely fantastic,

but  you need to press 9 for an  outside line*.

[StnCld316]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls

The true meaning of being blonde.

[ARMY SNIPER]

another DUMB blond.

[hollywoodmogul21]

Here's a blond joke for you guys:

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde are sitting in a hospital waiting room. All three are about to become newly mothers and are awaiting to be called in for their ultrasound. 

While waiting, they begin discussing their hopes on having a boy or a girl when the Brunette tells the Redhead and the Blonde that she will be having a boy because her husband was on top when they were having sex.

The Redhead tells the Brunette and the Blonde that she will be having a girl since she was on top of her husband whenever they were having sex. 

Then, the Blonde begins crying.  The Brunette and the Redhead turn to her and ask her why she is crying.  The Blonde replies, “I’m going to have puppies.”

[Nick]

Here's a blond joke for you guys:

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde are sitting in a hospital waiting room. All three are about to become newly mothers and are awaiting to be called in for their ultrasound. 

While waiting, they begin discussing their hopes on having a boy or a girl when the Brunette tells the Redhead and the Blonde that she will be having a boy because her husband was on top when they were having sex.

The Redhead tells the Brunette and the Blonde that she will be having a girl since she was on top of her husband whenever they were having sex. 

Then, the Blonde begins crying.  The Brunette and the Redhead turn to her and ask her why she is crying.  The Blonde replies, “I’m going to have puppies.”

That was a good one Hollywood

[woodworker]

The only blonde joke I know, is a bitch named Elaine.

[Brureb28]

A blonde standing on the bank of a river looks over and sees her blonde friend on the side of the river.  She yells over " how do I get over to the other side".  Her friend hollers back......" You are on the other side"

[TBG 150]

Blonde On A Plane----

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO, WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.  SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND  TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."