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Octavia learning to drive. 🤣

Needing to get 30 thousands dollars. Octavia will help you out. 🤣 Just RolePlay older-younger she'll sort you out. 😂

I'm not saying that Flat Earthers, Anti-Vaxxers, and Creationists are unintelligent people. But there is a reason why shoes with Velcro straps come in adult sizes. 🤣

I'm not saying my ex is fat. But my memory foam mattress took a year to forget her. I'm not saying the women in my local pub are ugly. But there's a paper bag machine in the gents.

I'm not saying she's a bad driver. But when she drives her sat nav doesn't speak, it prays in Latin. I'm not saying the staff in my local supermarket are thick. But when I asked if they could open Till 2, the manager replied, "We're already open till 10 most nights.

I'm not saying I hate you. All I'm saying is if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus. I'm not saying I live in a bad area. But the biggest car park near me I'd outside the Crown Court.

I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter. I'm not saying she's a slut, but I'm pretty sure I saw her vagina on Dirty Jobs.

I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been on more wieners than Heinz Ketchup. 🤣

Who?? He was barely ever there anyway. 🤣

You can make a water-bed more bouncy by using spring water. To this day, the boy that use to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches. My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth 0 and I don't fit in my pants from December.

Better luck next time. 🙂

Funny, yet disturbing. 🤣

Why change the habit of a lifetime. Can't have much brain left. 🤣 Picking away at it. 😂

True. If cheap but still looks good. Not so bad when it's ripped off you. 🤣

Always good seeing a woman in sexy lingerie.

Harley great view. Nice socks. 🤣

My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering.... do I keep the letters? I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.

She sucks Paul’s cock. 🤣

Two ADV riders camping out in a tent. One of them crawls out to pee before bed. Comes back all wet. The other rider asks if it's rainy outside. "No- it's windy!" The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup. I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet."

Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole. Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg you can actually hear them say, "what the fuck are you doing".

That a new position she's in. 🤣

Stolen from the local garage 🤣. A performing blowjob with ass pointed to the camera. 🤣

Çlear to see Octavia plays up to the cameras. Definitely a sandwich short of a picnic. 😂

Tonya 🤣