Jonno

What's the best part about Valentine's Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale. What's the difference between a £20 steak and a £40 steak? February 14th.

My driving instructor told me to pull over somewhere safe. After 10 minutes he asked why I hadn't pulled over. I said we are still in Manchester. I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said, ",nah, I'll just turn the lights off."

Amalia giving Mr.Pink a ride in the shower. Shame it wasn't longer.

My girlfriend said, "you act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way." Top causes of Divorce. 4. Finances 3. Infidelity 2. Lack of intimacy 1. Thermostat Wars

Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started snowing. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in. My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly... I'm not a fan. How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?

What happens when it's all about putting on a show. Dragging it out to the stage where looks like even they are bored. Violet and Jeff were good to watch.

I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I would'nt read too much into it. My first job was being a Diesel fitter at a pantyhose factory. As they came off the line, I would hold them up and say, "yeah, Deez-el fit her."

My mum use to say "40 is the new 30". Lovely woman... Banned from driving. My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that..

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular. Grocery store flowers on valentine's day. Show someone you care slightly more than not at all.

No kid was harmed. 🤣

Wasn't Numi's face that's for sure. 🤣

Cocks out for the Massi Brigade. 🤣

Probably. Same shit, different girl. 🤣

Numi was hardly going to be a hard quest. 🤣 Even with a ManBun.

Gloria would knock most guys out. Wolf fighting. 🤣

It's "Real Life". Just shows what scum you are dealing with. Makes you wonder what they have done.

Didn't do shit apart from their daily shows. No loss just like them all let's be honest.

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Looked like wash and early night. But back to her position on the couch. Underwear on of course. Can't be showing the pussy.

Not at the moment 🤣. Linda Tonya Much more lazy. 😂

If she's lazy. Doesn't say much for me rest of them. 🤣

Zabava looks tiny in the shower. Incredible body.

Shower head fun.