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albundy1089

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  1. 4 tips for guys for successful relationships: 1. It’s really important to find a woman that you love and who loves you the same. 2. It’s really important to find a woman that sexually excites you and that she feels the same about you. 3. It’s really important to find a woman who will care for you and that you will care for her, in sickness and in health. 4. It’s absolutely fucking vital that these three women do not know each other...
  2. And again: Yes it is, you're still here. (7) Do not Flame-Bait, Flame, and/or Attack Other Member’s Comments or Tenants Actions Without Explaining Yourself.
  3. And there is the problem with the current business model...
  4. Russian Prime Minister Medvedev comes to President Putin and nervously tells him they need to abolish time zones. "Why"? Putin asks " I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I woke you up at 4AM in the morning, but I thought it was only evening. - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday. - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow." "Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff. Remember when that Polish plane crashed with the president aboard? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!!"
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