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  1. Albion
    I like Kimi. He's very easy on the eye and has good taste in cartoons. Watching The Last Airbender he's gone up in my esteem.
  2. Albion
    Not much point to the mask.
  3. Albion
    Kimi is looking so chipper today. He's been pensive all week. Must be ecstatic that the landlord fucked his girlfriend. Such a lovely nest this one.
  4. Albion
    She's playing again, Looks like she's having a seizure. I knew someone once who was epileptic, it's just like one of their fits. Course, with my friend his fits were brought on by sniffing poppers. Don't know if you've ever experienced someone having an epileptic fit while you're inside them. It's interesting to say the least. 😀
  5. Albion
    Sartorial co-ordination. Or camouflage. It's a fine line.
  6. Albion
    Such passion. Katrin looks to be in raptures of delight. As you would be with Scott. I guess that's the rent paid then.
  7. Albion
    The blond Adonis is still sorting out the cameras for another place. Looks like he has a head cold, poor lamb. Someone get him some tissues so he doesn't have to keep using his cardigan to blow his nose into. Which isn't as gross as Still picking his nose and wiping it on the furniture, but yeah, this guy needs tissues. And a shoulder massage. I'd volunteer but geographical distance, travel restrictions and social distancing get in the way. Damn it. 😐
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  9. Albion
    Cool, we cool. If he reads this he'll be squirming. Sorry Stifler. Finally get a fan and it's a not a girly. 😬 (not sorry) 🤪
  10. Albion
    Ha, I was actually half-serious. I've been enamoured of Stifler since he first appeared. He's softened lately, seems more relaxed and that's nice. I'm having a feeling sorry for myself day. It's been a long, long time since I was with anyone. Existential identity crisis time, always preferred guys but lately been open to exploring my other side, which I guess would make me bi or fluid. depending on your preferred label for such. But as i was looking around the various apartments I watched Stifler for a bit and i thought it would be nice to be held by strong arms for a bit. Not to be maudlin or pathetic. The thought of his massive whang also crossed my mind. 😁
  11. Albion
    I was just thinking about this sleeping on the floor thing. Wondering if like me she's a little bit nervous of sleeping in a bed that perhaps many, many others have shagged on. I can't use hotels for that reason. Because they never clean the mattresses in hotels. And with the turnaround in these apartments that seem to come ready furnished, you just know there's nobody going in and cleaning between tenants. (I mean look at Alison and useless's place, the way she squirted all over the couch. You just wouldn't ever sit on it. Not if you had any inkling or good sense). And the springs on the mattress might be old and poke through the coverings. Or there might be bed bugs. They love a bit of delicate white skin. I shudder to think about the state of some of these beds in the older looking places. Some of them look like the dearly departed were only just departed ... But on a brighter note, Rejolda has a cracking pair of jugs. So that's something. 😀
  12. Albion
    Marcus looks like the women in 18th century art. Val looks like the women in Pre-Raphaelite art. It's an odd pairing looks-wise. For me, val is the prettiest girl on VHTV right now. I honestly think this dungeon of an apartment does them no favours. It must be so depressing. Unless she's into the Gothic look. Marcus does look like he might be a vampyr. Come to think of it, all these loafer apartments have a strangeness to them, all with very young people ... Did I just uncover their secret?
  13. Albion
    It's nice seeing Stifler smiling. He looks so much younger when he smiles. He's like a teddy bear really. Just want to snuggle into him. Especially when he wears the onesie. I can imagine hybernating with Stifler. Under a big mustard coloured quilt. Snuggled up all winter long. He's adorable. 🧡
  14. Albion
    One of those words I agree with. 😎
  15. Albion
    NTYVM 🤢 Lord Pigdick and Eyebrows McStraw do nothing for me. Both tweaked out. can't stand either of them. Sabrina looks ecstatic about this. Even moreso that Katrin started tossing off Kimi in front of her. Made a hasty retreat and shut the door. Katrin has all the class of a horse turd.
  16. Albion
    Gamer nerds, probably all virgins then. She'd devour them all, apart from hefty. Might have a problem fitting him in. Even caverns have space limits.
  17. Albion
    never mind
  18. Albion
    dunno but she managed to change outfit halfway through, so it must be staged. Who changes outfit halfway through a fight? They always seem to fight after they've had a female guest there. Maybe this time it was about George's fucking awful hairstyle.
  19. Albion
    Ken's malnourished. That's why he has no energy. Saw him try Barbie's cooking then wag a finger at the pot, saying "No, no". They have thrown out a lot of food recently. Perhaps Barbie aint such a good cook. Or, perhaps lack of interest in food is down to malnourishment. Loss of appetite, low energy, weakness, feeling tired all the time, poor concentration, feeling cold constantly, low mood and depression. all things ken has displayed in his time here. Get him on protein shakes and multivitamins and he'd soon perk up. As for Dylan and Connor. I would fully endorse and support any endeavour that gave Dylan more time on camera. Connor is a side effect of Dylan so I'd tolerate him, but yeah. Get ken on supplements and energised, get Dylan a fizzy little bachelor pad. Bish bash bosh, job done.
  20. Albion
    She's definitely what you call nubile. I could see her dancing across well manicured lawns with wafting diaphanous veils while a harp plays unrecognisable tunes in the near distance. Her and val would look great together.
  21. Albion
    He's looking lovely in blue today. I like how his shirt clings to his chiselled torso. Sends my heart a fluttering. And the ripped jeans are just such a tease. Little rebel. Grr. 🐯
  22. Albion
    awfully small.
  23. Albion
    Gross. He nearly cut his finger off slicing cheese earlier. I laughed a little too much, but yeah, gross.
  24. Albion
    8pm by the clock on this apartment. A jumpin' event is occurring, WOO I can't handle the thrills. Stop being so crazy you guys! Stop it now, Sheesh. Come on. It's too much.
  25. Albion
    I've only just seen this. W T F I tried to think of another response, but - just no. No. A whole heap of no.
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