Ozi

LEARNING TO SPEAK FRENCH? It makes you want to throw your hands up and surrender!

TRUTH it’s the new hate speech “During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.” George Orwell

It's time for some sick mofo to step forward and assassinate Obama. Most Americans would never know he's gone. Why does it have to be a sick mofo, or is that the only way you could justify it?

Mine never acted like that and if you did have kids, I very much doubt your kids would have acted like that either. Mine were taught a few manners and some respect. Good argument for selective breeding me thinks.

I think she is, unless of course she doesn't know about the cameras! Maybe she thinks they are smoke alarms.

................. it has been my dream to see Leora masturbating. I think it's been many peoples dream, but I'm not sure anyone has seen it, certainly I've never seen it mentioned if it's happened, but a lot of people have suggested that she should.

"You're right boy, things have changed since grandpa was your age. I can remember your great grandma sending me down to the corner store with just $5.00 and I'd come back with a pound of cheese, a loaf of bread, some butter, sausages, sometimes a bit of steak, potatoes, onions, you name it. We'd have a great feed, can't do that no more." "What changed things grandpa, inflation?" "No boy, fucking security cameras"

Why?

Don't think those cigarette ads made it this far. That was incredible, wouldn't have believed it.

The beer commercials seem to be flooding the other threads so I thought we could dedicate a new topic. Start off with a non beer ad.

Good luck. Haven't seen nothing fancy with her sitting at the laptop since they've been here. You'll have to let your imagination run wild. That's not a problem, bs wants him to move the computer, not her.

At?

This weekend is the Bathurst 1000 King of the Mountain V8 Supercar Race. Local radio station decided to play this today, real oldie, can't remember the last time I heard it.

Not sure Aubrey would agree with that.

It only takes one EMP. I've got a magnetic compass, a slide rule, and a very nice mechanical typewriter. And a metal lathe that a squirrel cage could power. I'm set. I can kick ass.

Screw Foster's lager. And PBR. I'll buy the first round of single malt Scotch. We don't mess around at Old Dudes... Always have a contingency plan. Morse might be plan d or even e but it's still in the equation. But if we get to that stage for comms we are truly fucked, besides it's only the old dudes that would know what it was. I worked with some Army pilots awhile ago who couldn't read a map, they reckoned that's what GPS was for. Their contingency plan was spare batteries!

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(The Image Content is no longer accessible and has been removed). Looks pretty happy to me, but that's because she's stroking Paul's dick Scooter.

(The Image associated with this comment is no longer accessible and has been removed). Does my bum look fat in this?

Is that his offsider Tom?

Muslim gangs in Denmark. Enough said, I'm sure our resident expert on the Middle East, the UK, Germany, the UN Security Council and everything else in between will amaze us with his intimate knowledge of all things Denmark as well.

(The Image associated with this comment is no longer accessible and has been removed). Scooter you lucky son of a bitch!

Back off ozi she is all mine as soon as I fly over to Russia and snatch her up. I am having a hard time getting ticket though so I'll have to stow away in someones luggage. Sorry mate, did I forget to mention, I'm bringing her to Australia!