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These two will burn out, split and he will be to blame. She's tolerant and nurturing. He is never happy - always criticizing.
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This dude is an idiot. He performs psychoanalysis with an education that doesn't go beyond high school. He talks himself to having a limp dick. She isn't all that much brighter them him. But she is nurturing and knows what to say/do/how to behave to message his ego. Just that his ego gets in the way of anything good to come to them as a couple.
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For most, we see the obvious. But to Leora, who most likely has not been with another guy (they were sweethearts in high school as the OGers know), she doesn't know any different.
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Kudos to Leora for being able to cum AND not miss a stroke jerking off Nimrod. The asshole of the night goes to Nimrod (a multi-winner), for coming on the blanket without hinting to Leora he's going to cum. Now, Leora will have to change the blanket and/or bed sheets (while he goes to take a soak and pull out lint from his navel).
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Dude has a small pecker. The least she can do is try an accommodate him while she's on her stomach. She lies like a dead mackerel showing no interest in sex. Even if she has a low libido, doesn't she love him enough to make the an exception show (minimal) effort and show him he is appreciated?! She's easy on the eyes, but lately I don't see what value she is to him in the relationship.
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The only consistency with Leora's bates is they occur around 22:00 hrs.
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Natural beauty?! She's injected more collagen in her lips than any Kardashian doing the same for their butts. She's pretty - but it ain't all natural.
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Here are the TOP TEN reasons it is time for the dog to replace Paul. - Has a better personality - Only eats 1x/day - Obedient - Better educated (isn't it obvious?!) - Can do 'doggy' better than Paul (she will need a strap-on) - Can fulfill Leora's make-believe fantasy of being a lesbian (ref: Malia) - Doesn't need an eye mask to sleep - Can name any tune in four notes or less - Doesn't need to have her laundry done ...and the number one reason it is time for the dog to replace Paul: - Can type faster than Paul
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Did she lose a bet? Today is the third day in a row she went down on Sayn without having her arm twisted.
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You have to keep in mind that Leora is older now. I figure she's bated over 3,000 times in the 13 years she's been on RLC. That poofta has had a work out and may not function as well as it use to.
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B5 - General Topic 2025 #5 (August - October)
Howard replied to Noldus's topic in B#5 Lunette & Ada, Gelia (06/11/19)
Lunette and Ada: Screw and sleep, screw and sleep. That's how I want to live the rest of my (meaningless) life. I wonder if either have thought about their future (i.e.: what are they going to do the next day?). -
Kudos to Linda. First time in a looooong time she wore something sexy for a night of romance. That she initiated romance AND was an active participant, maybe this night is a turning point for the apartment.
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I keep calling it right! Action once again during the 10:00 PM hour. Ya'll set your watches! On a related note, again she has to get herself off as she sucks him dry. #multitasker #predicatble
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Where the FUCK is the foreplay? She has to use lube to get his wiener in the hole. After 13+ years, he ain't that big and her poofta has become as wide as the Grand Canyon.
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10:00 PM. Wanna see some action? Tune in 10:00 PM local time. As sure as the sun rises in the east, 95% of action in this apartment occurs during the 10:00 PM hour. #predictable
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The foreplay was incredible!
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Dasha & Sasha, Nancy (2025) #7
Howard replied to Pete1960's topic in Dasha & Sasha, Nancy (12/14/22)
Hmm...so that makes you at least 55 yrs old (assuming you took your first drink at birth)😀. Good to know I'm not the only post 50 pervert watching RLC. Congratulations on your sobriety. -
Dasha & Sasha, Nancy (2025) #7
Howard replied to Pete1960's topic in Dasha & Sasha, Nancy (12/14/22)
There is/was something childish about their romp. Fake??? It started that way - not sure now although I think Nancy gets paid per yelp. -
Dasha & Sasha, Nancy (2025) #7
Howard replied to Pete1960's topic in Dasha & Sasha, Nancy (12/14/22)
She isn't that good an actress. -
Leora's daily routine and life has many parallels to Linda's (as in Tibor and Linda). Both spend a lot of their day in bed or on the sofa. They cook occasionally (Linda more than Leora). Both have knuckleheads as partners (with Paul being less ambitious). Both shower/bathe frequently (at least daily). Both live their lives on their phone/table Linda's advantage: She goes on vacation. Is more sociable. Is more adored by Tibor (thank Leora is of Paul) Leora's advantage: She bates (that's an advantage only for the viewer). She cleans more. She has a dog (helps with stress and responsibilities). She's more fashionable (again, more an advantage for the viewer). I gotta take off - someone else add to this list. Bottom line is there is nearly as much to rag on Leora as there is on Linda. FWIW, I give the nod of 'living life' to Linda. She leaves the house more often for different reasons, goes on vacations, and once in a great while entertains other people.
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The milk is always sour.
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Serious question: Does anyone know what Paul does on his typewriter? What does his work involve?
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Ya'll ragging on him. Dude isn't an angel, but I see her having the poor disposition. Whether him or with someone else, I can see her fueling an argument.
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Those 15 seconds of foreplay from T-knucklehead got her juiced.
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B4 - General Topic 2025 #26 (June)
Howard replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Veronica, Neytiri, Nani, Dominga, Thais (11/11/15)
For better or worse, Buki has taught many folks a lesson: Persistence pays off.
