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This guy makes Paul look like a super stud!! She seems to be gagging for it and the dopey fucker just wants to fall asleep!!! Useless!!
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"Camera not found" Apartment brought down?
van the man replied to Daryalok's topic in Taya & Yarik (06/24/15 - 07/21/15)
I hope Diana is living in a palace! She was wonderful. Yarik can live in a shoe box preferably in the street surrounded by rats!! -
close this house please
van the man replied to bigman2000's topic in Taya & Yarik (06/24/15 - 07/21/15)
I think the only thing we fans of RLC can bring pressure to bear on the RLC management is to stop watching this apartment. It is a dead zone as far as good viewing is concerned and therefore is no loss to any of us. If no one ever watched this apartment RLC will soon realise they are paying this moron for no reason and would then ditch the piece of shit. Boycott this apartment and lets get the mother fucker out on the streets. He can then try to walk in his stupid saggy jeans and fall arse over tit like the cunt he is. -
The make up sex was very good and intense. I loved the way Nina used the vibrator. She went down on it like a real cock sucker. Made me wonder if she has bisexual tendencies. She loved being taken from behind as well. A strap on would suit her and Kira could do her great thrusts with even more venom!!! What intrigues me the most is what poor Kira gets out of their sexual activity! I know giving is a source of great pleasure but the poor girl almost never gets her efforts reciprocated! Nina has a mind blowing orgasm and then its turn over, recover, have a drink then go to sleep! Thinking about it she could be a man with that attitude!!!! Great to see them make up. Let's hope they get back to a happy friendship with their two visitor friends.
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New apartment coming??
van the man replied to Daryalok's topic in Nora, Kamila, & Kristy (11/21/14 - 09/07/15)
No she didn't mind him seeing her masturbate. She actually told him to go out of the bedroom until she finished! When she had cum she simply turned over and went to sleep! Good for her. She wanted to cum and she made sure she did! He was another 3 minute man who catches his jizz in his hand. I always thought that was what a woman's ass or back was for!!! -
It's very sad to see such pain they are going through right now. I really hope they patch things up. They have always seemed to be a loved up couple who really enjoy their lives together. It would be sad to see them break up. Nina can be a real drama queen and act like the queen bee but Kira obviously loves pleasing her. Maybe they will kiss and make up. I really hope so.
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The dress sense of these two is time warped and so old fashioned I can't believe they are so far behind the times! His jeans belong on a boy of about 13 into sagging and she wears jeans that look like they are from the 80's. She was even trying on dungarees the other day and they looked like they were used by Bananarama and Dexy's Midnight Runners!!! Very interesting dynamics between these two!!!
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Leora Masturbates Now - Split #1
van the man replied to a topic in Leora & Paul (06/28/13 - 06/19/19)
I'm a Christian not a bleeding saint!!! Nothing wrong with appreciating the female form!!! Imagine the ISIL version of RLC - Burkas everywhere. What a sight Leora would be in a Burka!!! -
Who thinks Zoya is going to Return?
van the man replied to mic351's topic in Zoya & Lev (05/12/15 - 09/21/17)
I think they are on vacation. The other day she was trying on various items of clothes and then packing them into a case. She tried on a couple of bikinis too. -
A night on the computer doesn't get any better by the sounds of it!!!
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What's it all about?
van the man replied to LezVoyeur's topic in Carina & Sabrina (01/21/15 - 01/22/17)
It gives men like Paul the chance to discover where a clitoris hides. Lesbian know best!!! I love them!! -
Leora Masturbates Now - Split #1
van the man replied to a topic in Leora & Paul (06/28/13 - 06/19/19)
Where do all these good Muslims live? They don't like we Brits and even our home grown ones love killing! I missed 7/7 by 20 minutes otherwise I could easily have been caught up in the carnage and the bombers came from near where I live. I have yet to hear any Imam condemn them. As a good Christian I try to understand!!! I have to say it is very hard!! -
In contrast Zoya is the cleanest woman on RLC which is saying something because 'Leora' is always beautifully fresh! The pity for Zoya is she has a very small number of underwear. The same panties are recycled day after day. Either she has no interest in underwear or has no money to invest in beautiful lingerie. The beautiful Zoya deserves better!!!
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I understand your sentiments entirely. I think the problem is language. We have words like 'like', 'care' and 'love' Each of them can be used to describe how we feel about someone but can often be either too strong or too weak to really describe how we truly feel. I 'care' for you can sound far too weak if we want to express a strong desire. I 'like' you equally often understates what we want to say. I 'love' you very often is used to describe how we feel but can often be considered far too strong an emotion if a relationship or mere friendship is quite new or remote. In addition how these words are spoken can also be misunderstood or express the wrong amount of emotion. I 'like' many people or things. I 'care' for quite a few people or things and I 'love' a few special people or things. And yet we tend to say we 'love' everyone and everything far more than we say 'like' or 'care'. We need a word that is stronger than 'like' and 'care' but is weaker than 'love'. I can't think of one!! Suffice to say carry on loving who you do and don't worry what anyone thinks. I 'loved' Diana and 'love' Leora and 'Zoya' or should I say I 'like' them all. Whatever words we use it doesn't really matter!!!!
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Zoya can sleep longer than any person I have ever known or observed! I cannot understand who she lives in one time zone and sleep as though she is in another! I could understand it if she did shift work whereby she worked night shift in a factory but as far as I can tell she doesn't do this. Whatever... but holy shit she can sleep for 12 or 14 hours. It's now nearly 6:30 in the evening their time and she is still asleep!!! I gotta say when she has no sheets covering her she looks stunning. A sleeping beauty if ever I saw one!!!
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Zoya & Lev - Pictures (2015)
van the man replied to Gudari's topic in Zoya & Lev (05/12/15 - 09/21/17)
That's the greatest understatement since the Greek government announced it had a few financial problems!!! Her whole body is a work of art. It rivals Nora's for the best body on RLC. -
Here is one for all you conspiracy theorists...
van the man replied to TMR1's topic in Dasha & Demid (10/03/14 - 07/12/17)
The truth is Paul and Demid attended Sex School with the primary objective to achieve more than 3 minutes continuous pumping inside their respective partners. The Putin School for Sex Improvement in Moscow was founded by Vladimr Putin when he was the head of the KJB. He discovered that almost all Russian men are so bad at sex that the Motherland is full of masturbating women left frustrated by their useless partners. Putin recognised something had to be done to save Russian women from their trigger happy menfolk. Paul and Demid were chosen to be the first intake as their televised performances were making Russia a laughing stock particularly amongst US, UK and European watchers. Their masturbating partners were given the choice of a holiday or self tanning sessions. Dasha decided to visit Italy to set up their holiday home which they could rent out for the summer season to old friends. Leora favoured unlimited tanning sessions and time home alone to refine her masturbating technique in anticipation of Paul failing to successfully graduate from Sex School. Putin rang Leora to confirm her expectations of Paul's failure and he advised the baking of his favourite cake to lift his spirits upon his return home with his tail between his legs and still pointing towards his asshole. The next intake for Sex School includes Dasha Blonde Guest's boyfriend who, following his even more dismal performances on international television, was ordered to report for therapy immediately. This coincided with the return of Demid who is yet to put his new found sex skills to the test. Don't ask me how I know these details. My security could be compromised. If I told you I would have to shoot you! Loose tongues sink ships! -
Zoya & Lev - Pictures (2015)
van the man replied to Gudari's topic in Zoya & Lev (05/12/15 - 09/21/17)
I know she keeps herself cleaner than any other tenant including Leora!! I know she usually showers so was surprised she bathed but also wondered if she bated during her bath? -
Zoya & Lev - Pictures (2015)
van the man replied to Gudari's topic in Zoya & Lev (05/12/15 - 09/21/17)
Wow did the gorgeous Zoya really bate in the bath? -
Taya and Yarik Pictures
van the man replied to euromike69's topic in Taya & Yarik (06/24/15 - 07/21/15)
Maybe that was the problem? RLC may have discovered she was too young to be involved in RLC. -
I agree with every word you say. I got banned without explanation and without sharing anything. I hope RLC gets wiped out by a better competitor soon. All the competition have to do is poach Leora to move to their apartment and leave the rest (well actually I love Nora too but won't go on about it!!!) to their shit apartments and shit cameras. RLC will protect themselves into oblivion. They have no concept at all of customer service and no concept of quality service for a substantial price.
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They never bang like rabbits. The guy is so useless he can't manage more than three thrusts before he shoots his load. She has to move in slow motion to stop him coming instantly. 10 out of 10 though for spending more than 20 minutes licking her under the blanket. The poor twat must have been boiling and unable to breathe!! She lays there hardly moving and never uttering a single moan. Her and Maya could have a world championship play off to see who can remain motionless and silent the longest!!! Yawn!!!!!!!!
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Taya and Yarik Pictures
van the man replied to euromike69's topic in Taya & Yarik (06/24/15 - 07/21/15)
Once again RLC have messed up. A great apartment that is obviously too large for the cameras to adequately show what is going on! The very reason the apartment was set up to do!! Many cams will be permanently blurred by the sun shining through windows. RLC management are total dimwits. They manage to alienate their customers at every opportunity!!! -
Those jeans she is wearing are right out of the 1980's!!! Bananarama wore them on virtually everyone of their shit music vids!!!
