van the man

I think its because of our guilt over our colonial past!!! We certainly took advantage of them but we also civilised them and taught them how to run a modern country. The problem is as soon as we walked away (or in the case of the US they threw us out!! LOL!!) they forgot what we taught them and reverted to their retarded tribal ways and have been fighting each other since! Did you know that the expression 'Missionary' position was called that because our missionaries taught them how to have sex in a 'civilised' way!!! I think its the only thing we got wrong!!!!!

Ukraine wants to join the EU so it can jump on the gravy train which is funded by the Germans and mostly the UK. Then all their wonderful citizens can join the millions of Polish, Romanians and Bulgarians who have come to the UK to 'work' which is another word for claiming benefits and getting free health care and housing!!!! It is now projected that this wonderful little island called 'Great Britain' will have to cope with 132 million people by 2100! (Up from 62 million) The entire increase being driven by immigrants. God help my kids and grand kids. At least I wont be around to see it!!

The world can land a man on the moon but it can't figure out why nature takes hair from our heads and stuffs it in our ears and up our noses! I think we should forget exploring the universe and put all our resources into finding the answer to this most important question!

Only if she licks the crumbs from my balls!!

Now that little tree of Leora's is going to be more irritating than Paul!!!!

My Dad started going Gray at school and he left when he was 15!!!! Still he is 83 and has more hair than me!!! Guess what colour mine is!!! Like Father like Son!!!

Lucky you!!! With a long beard and long hair be careful you don't end up on a cross!!! Stay away from those Romans!

I remember when my hair stretched all the way down to my forehead!!!

Indeed they are but the whole system was designed to enable them to sell their products to everyone without the constraint of a high value D-mark. Of course the system worked brilliantly for them but unfortunately the Germans didn't appreciate all the other lazy unproductive nations would spend, spend, spend without bothering to earn, earn, earn. Result sovereign debt crisis. Consequence Germany have to bail the rest out. Thank God the UK was sensible enough to stay out of the Euro. Sadly we are still in the EU and have to pay billions for the privilege! Oh as well as taking millions of immigrants who seem attracted to the UK more than any other nation. I wonder if it is the free health care or the free schools or the free money!!!

Piss flaps are flapping!!!!

Nora and Kiko work but they work either very early or very late. 25% of young Spaniards don't work. The German led Euro has fucked up the whole of Europe. Nora is the best sleeper on RLC. She has slept over 14 hours on more than one occasion.

He is clinging on to her and following her like a lap dog. He even watched her put make up on. The guy is a total wimp!!!

I agree (except Nora who is just the sexiest female around once she is aroused). Alma is such a lovely girl with a gorgeous smile. She needs to tone down all the moans and groans though. Too much like a porn movie and not real. She also needs to lay off the food! Jesus she has piled on the weight over the last year. I thought she was pregnant she has put on soooo much weight. Assuming Lora is pregnant which is the cause of her massive increase in size. Isabel has put on weight too. I think she needs to have sex more!!! The new girl is way too skinny and the gorgeous Leora could do with adding a few pounds. Alina has a wonderful body but Nora has the complete package. Nora forever but I do like Alma. She just needs to ditch that wife abuser, lazy, inconsiderate twat!!

Go Paul!!!!

Great work guys. Thanks. It's a pity Paul isn't any good!!! I wonder if he has ever cum and then thought he might do it again to please his woman!!! I doubt his bent knob would work a second time! It rarely works one time!

LOl!!! I popped out for a piss and came back and it was all over!!!!

I am already far too chilled!!! Saturdays watching football and camcaps!!

The vids run at fast forward and then get stuck after a couple of minutes. Very strange!!

Thanks for the vids but I don't understand the attraction of watching at 3 times the normal speed!!!! Bizarre!

We do not need to see what happened. We already know..... Leora goes down on Paul so that she can quickly satisfy his need to cum then she can rest in peace. Paul will then leave her alone without trying to dry hump her. Leora knows that Paul could never get hard again for at least 12 hours as he has never ever thought of carrying on making love to satisfy Leora once he has cum. Leora looked bored and weary when she walked back into the room to get a pillow to kneel on. She did her duty, got him off her back and kept him happy. The poor girl deserves better. Paul is the most selfish man alive (even though he is already a zombie!).

Great work NL Junior much appreciated.

I think his name is 'Patch'!

Wiseguy can you repost the links please

Stefan is a selfish pig. Alma always fakes it. She is a very unhappy girl. She must NOT ever marry the lazy hairy monster.

Maya definitely favours other ways of reaching orgasm than penetration. It is interesting what she does when sitting astride Stepan. She seems to rub herself off against his cock with it going anywhere near getting inside her. She then loves receiving oral for an extended period quickly followed by a couple of minutes penetration after she cums! Fascinating!!!