van the man

Fucking hell I popped out for a quick shit and 'minute man' performed (if performed is the correct word!). I know she is sexy but Jesus his performance is dire!!! Poor Leora needs an evening alone to sort herself out!!!

I have lived with one for 30 years!!!

Jewelry or Jewellery??? British English says Jewellery!!!! Either way when Nora wears it she looks like she spent a million dollars at Tiffany's!!!

Wow you are a very lucky man. She is gorgeous. I hope you can share some of your photographs with us. I don't just mean of her. Maybe you can show us some of your work.

Loving the avatar. Is it someone you know or just someone you wish you know!!! Bit of a long nickname!!! LOL!!! Always good to have the military on the forum.

Belly button jewellery!!! Nora is looking wonderful. Jesus she is gorgeous!!!

For fucks sake she fingers his ass, licks his ball and cock for over 15 minutes and he can't get hard or cum. Even Paul could manage to cum! In fact Paul would have cum in 15 seconds!!! Varya is great, Igor is ... well hairy!!!

13 year olds who know nothing about sex and have never ever heard of a clitoris are usually good at video games! Paul should be a champion!!!

She is bendy enough to do it!!!!!

God help the world if the US people lose the fight against tyranny. The UK has been a beacon for freedom for hundreds of years. We drew up the Magna Carta from which the US constitution was born. We have fought war after war to help others reclaim freedom or taste it for the first time and yet we are now being swallowed up by the EU. An EU that is totally undemocratic. It is busy recreating the Soviet Union. The European Soviet Union. Individual nationhood swallowed and destroyed by a federal government answerable to no-one. We MUST stop them now. The UK is the only country in Europe who can stop the march to federalism. The US is the only nation who can save the world from tyranny but first you must save yourselves from the tyranny of your own federal government. Save yourselves from a debt mountain that is seemingly already out of control. Save yourselves from following the European ideas of entitlement, entitlement, entitlement without responsibility. I already doubt Obama loves America, after all he is an African by birth!!! He hates the UK for what he sees the damage it did to Kenya (were he was born!). If he hates the UK and the US he hates freedom. Obama has presided over more and more Presidential decrees than even Bush ever did. Democracy to Obama is an inconvenient truth (where have we heard that expression before!). If he wasn't black he would be called out as the worst ever US President since the last worst US President!! Let's face it guys US Presidents haven't been very good since Lincoln!!!

We were talking politics over a day ago. We all love Nora (especially me!) and hope she is OK. The unrest in the Ukraine must be very worrying for her if she has family there.

The right needs to unite and wipe out the left. Christians need to unite to wipe out the Muslims English speaking countries need to unite to keep the rest under control! Capitalists need to unite to wipe out socialism!!!

Forget chewing gum. Those piss flaps will keep you satisfied for hours!!!

Paul would never dream of pleasing Leora. He only ever wants to please himself. 15 minutes of a bit of licking, a bit of fingering (from behind and never actually fingering! Will he ever find out where the Clit is!!) and a bit of humping then he rolls away and onto his computer leaving Leora frustrated once again.

I think its because of our guilt over our colonial past!!! We certainly took advantage of them but we also civilised them and taught them how to run a modern country. The problem is as soon as we walked away (or in the case of the US they threw us out!! LOL!!) they forgot what we taught them and reverted to their retarded tribal ways and have been fighting each other since! Did you know that the expression 'Missionary' position was called that because our missionaries taught them how to have sex in a 'civilised' way!!! I think its the only thing we got wrong!!!!!

Ukraine wants to join the EU so it can jump on the gravy train which is funded by the Germans and mostly the UK. Then all their wonderful citizens can join the millions of Polish, Romanians and Bulgarians who have come to the UK to 'work' which is another word for claiming benefits and getting free health care and housing!!!! It is now projected that this wonderful little island called 'Great Britain' will have to cope with 132 million people by 2100! (Up from 62 million) The entire increase being driven by immigrants. God help my kids and grand kids. At least I wont be around to see it!!

The world can land a man on the moon but it can't figure out why nature takes hair from our heads and stuffs it in our ears and up our noses! I think we should forget exploring the universe and put all our resources into finding the answer to this most important question!

Only if she licks the crumbs from my balls!!

Now that little tree of Leora's is going to be more irritating than Paul!!!!

My Dad started going Gray at school and he left when he was 15!!!! Still he is 83 and has more hair than me!!! Guess what colour mine is!!! Like Father like Son!!!

Lucky you!!! With a long beard and long hair be careful you don't end up on a cross!!! Stay away from those Romans!

I remember when my hair stretched all the way down to my forehead!!!

Indeed they are but the whole system was designed to enable them to sell their products to everyone without the constraint of a high value D-mark. Of course the system worked brilliantly for them but unfortunately the Germans didn't appreciate all the other lazy unproductive nations would spend, spend, spend without bothering to earn, earn, earn. Result sovereign debt crisis. Consequence Germany have to bail the rest out. Thank God the UK was sensible enough to stay out of the Euro. Sadly we are still in the EU and have to pay billions for the privilege! Oh as well as taking millions of immigrants who seem attracted to the UK more than any other nation. I wonder if it is the free health care or the free schools or the free money!!!

Piss flaps are flapping!!!!

Nora and Kiko work but they work either very early or very late. 25% of young Spaniards don't work. The German led Euro has fucked up the whole of Europe. Nora is the best sleeper on RLC. She has slept over 14 hours on more than one occasion.