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I would say 6!!!!

Leora couldn't lift one up!!!!!

The fat friends tits are fucking unreal. How the fuck do women carry that much tit around!!! They must weigh a tonne!!! Still with an ass that big to anchor her to the ground she wont fall forward!!!!

'The Lives of Others' is absolutely brilliant. It says everything about freedom and how fragile it is. I worry the west is moving in that direction. The US is becoming a big brother society whilst the UK already has more surveillance camera's than any other country. All of this is being done under the cover of the war of terror! Bush and Blair have a lot to answer for. My personal hope is that Blair suffers the most horrendous death very soon!!!!

Lora's cat is almost human. He would be great company. We could sit in the kitchen and share a beer and a cigar!!!

Hey JO JO Gunne this thread is Done!!!

We are gathering an amazing list of movies on this thread. We need to hear from our continental friends to see if their are any foreign (none English) language movies. I can think of one, 'Das Boot' - 1981 great movie about a German U Boat crew.

Another liberating thing to do when you are home alone is to bring out your tourettes and swear like you have never sworn before!!! Shouting out loud --- Fuck, shit, wank and piss!!! fuck, shit, wank and piss!!!

Mandy Pandy certainly knows how to party!!!! I always thought the Frat House party was a figment of Hollywood imagination!!!! Then again here in the UK we definitely know how to party!!! Fresher's week was always the perfect way to kick off the year. The girls were always eager to get to know the guys!!!!

Lora's cat is brilliant. I nicknamed him 'Whiskey' because it seemed to me Lora and Max spent all their time drinking whilst sitting in the kitchen!!! a CatCam would be fantastic.

Wise comments indeed. Being young today seems much more complex than many years ago. Sadly the response of many young people is to withdraw from the real world and move into cyber space containing unreal 'friends' on Facebook etc and never taking their eyes off their mobile phones!!!! My generation survived, and thrived, without pc's, tablets and mobiles!!!

That's what Maya always says!!!!

I used to say that to myself every time I got turned down!!!! Maybe usually means NO!!! LOL!!!

No way!!! The best thing about being home alone is leaving the toilet door open!!! It's totally liberating!!!!

I love Wayne's World and Bill & Ted. Way!!

RLC must pay well!!!!

The Mini is a great car. The original versions created a revolution in car design. Alec Issigonis was a genious!

Share your top 5 movie list. Shawshank Redemption Back to the Future 1 (2 is not great, 3 is good) Toy Story 2 (well all three are brilliant!) Dirty Dancing Grease OK so I am big kid!!!!!

Nora/Kiko for their sex sessions (I know it's not often but...) when Nora is in full flow she is sooooo sexy. Leora/Paul for when I like to watch two young people act like spoilt children!! Lora & Cat because the cat is amazing!!!

What does it do??? Mix music?

You are now my hero!!! I once managed 3 different women in the same day but none of them knew about the others!! Thank fuck!!!

I don't think she has ever had a real orgasm!!! Her excessive screams and moans seem to suggest she is just about to have the biggest orgasm of all time yet the moment Paul shoots his load, Leora immediately stops moaning!!! She is lovely and I'm sure she wants to please Paul but she should demand he pleases her first!!!!

Me too. I watch it when I need cheering up. It never fails!!!

I know some pips will eat me alive, but this girl aint sexy by any stretch of imagination. The problem is her skin has been stretched too far by all that fat!!!! I know many men like plenty of meat on the bone but a whole bull full is a bit too much for my liking!!!

With Paul's premature issues these two could perform in between the time it takes the others to change position!!!!