TBG 150

This one isn't a joke...... The Senator While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator was hit by an automobile and tragically died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the Senator. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator. "I'm sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven... So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity." The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell... Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders. "I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?" The devil smiles at him and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted.." Vote wisely in November 2016

If you are desperate and blind. Whew!! Did it.

First you need to find someone that even cares. :idk:

Two more posts to go after this one.

I need to fill this page with bullshit posts just to get it to roll over to a new page so I won't have to look at that disgusting thing.

C'mon itsme. You posted that gross skank on purpose. :puke: :puke: She's uglier than that Kardashian pig.

And I thought that it was going to be a slightly intelligent thread. Instead it's just a whiner. :headache:

Yeah, well, I must be as old as you if you were there live and in person. :nana: :lmao: I loved standing trackside, smelling the fuels and listening to the popping of the header tubes and seeing the greenish-blue flames shoot 10 feet into the air when they launched. :yeahbaby:

I remember back in the day when The Snake and The Mongoose ruled the tracks.

I know that I wouldn't rip you apart for posting cars. The ones that you posted have different names here in the states. The '62 Valiant was produced by Plymouth Motors, which was a division of Chrysler back in the day. Dodge made a similar version and called it a Dart. Quite a bit different than the cars they put out today. The second one reminds me of an AMC (American Motors Corp.) Javelin. As far as the speed limits go, I guess I was only told about the basic speeds in and around major metropolitan areas . :idk:

Continuing here.

I don't think the Mousetangs are going to have much competition from The others mentioned. Especially after a few drives in one are made. But what you need 300+ horsepower cars for in a country that limits your speed to 100 km/h is making me scratch my head. They look good and are fast. Today I had fun. I had a punky kid in hid 5.7 V-8 Hemi underpowered Dodge/Ram pick-up thinking he was going to stomp me. Spooling up my Twin Turbo 3.5 V-6 to 8 psi,, I took him out by a long shot after he was near a truck length ahead of me. Silly little boy. Ford will always be ahead of the rest. I love spanking the hot shot wannabes.

I like Cherrystone's raw and sitting on ice. Eat 'em while they're alive, or freshly dead. :yes: Looks like we all reached common ground here. FOOD! :woohoo:

:yes: I think so. They all look alike to me.

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I fully agree. Misuse of them will simply result in removal of the posts. If it continues, I'll remove the emoticons. Grow up kiddies and TRY to act like adults.

This board utilizes many languages. Get a good translator if there is such a thing and read into the translation the best that you can. If not, simply deal with it. It's not going to change.

A bush mower? Hey I represent that remark. :wtf:

I get PM's all of the time from people asking me to delete pictures that they posted. Others, right and left are getting their accounts banned due to posting pictures and many others enjoy watching what they pay for. People that do post pix are doing so by their own generosity and at their own risk. So you or others begging for pix and vids just doesn't go over well with them. But you are right, just stay a paid member for your own enjoyment.

Last I saw, he made a set of headphones with lights on the external side of the ear cups. :idk:

Another pig that's an embarrassment to Italians everywhere. As is the rest of her siblings.

As long as the crappie has a big plate of clams on the half shell with a ring of shrimp. Man, y'all making me hungry. Mmmmmm. Hot, fresh yeast rolls. :drool:

I'd rather have a big plate of fried chicken over all of it. :yeahbaby: I think that's my all time favorite. My Mrs., keeps waiting for me to grow feathers.

Turkey is not so hot the first time around. I couldn't imagine eating it for 2 more weeks.

On the rocks for me please....with salt and a side shot of Tequila.